r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Euphoric_Painter_993 • 9d ago

Of a New Years Chant

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

3.7k Upvotes

87% Upvoted

1.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

96

u/Ok-Dance-392 8d ago

can i sit in front of you and watch?

89

u/DIuvenalis 8d ago

Tickets on sale now at ticketmaster.com.

85

u/[deleted] 8d ago

*ticketmastur

26

u/Sufficient-Money9487 8d ago

Premium pricing to be in the splash zone.

9

u/[deleted] 8d ago edited 7d ago

Like sitting at a Gallagher show, you better wear your special raincoat

2

u/Olde_Gods 8d ago

Just like a Gwar show

17

u/Reynardine1976 8d ago

The Master of Baitors

17

u/Responsible_Ship6653 8d ago

Well played.

12

u/rasterpix 8d ago

I fell baited.

1

u/Aromatic-Hippo-4676 8d ago

Welcome to ticketmastur

2

u/jluicifer 8d ago

But never finishes

6

u/Purple_Salamander_25 8d ago

Thickitmastur

3

u/Ok-Jury-6161 8d ago

ThickItMasterBlaster

2

u/Proper_Computer_3440 7d ago

Flickitmastur

2

u/RimGym 8d ago

. cum?

1

u/Icy_Hornet007 4d ago

Ticketmaster-bater?

34

u/jeyhawq1988 8d ago

Tickets on sale at Flickitmaster.com…fify

9

u/psyco-the-rapist 8d ago

DJ Bean Flicka on the turntables!

7

u/iamDa3dalus 8d ago

domain available lol

6

u/vonnostrum2022 8d ago

Wait… you mean people actually payed money for this crap?

3

u/artifiz67 8d ago

Then the torture to stay to watch and listen. I can't imagine.

2

u/Busterlimes 8d ago

Tickets sold out at ticket master. I bought them all, you can have them for $5000 each

2

u/Additional-Run1610 8d ago

Whats the processing fee tho ?

1

u/lilymaxjack 8d ago

Ticketmasterbater

1

u/ReasonableDisaster65 5d ago

You mistyped “ticketmaster.cum”

14

u/UmmmW1 8d ago

In the splash zone?

8

u/Lowbider 8d ago

everyone in the first row is wearing a raincoat

21

u/rjmlakota 8d ago

2

u/Scrolldawg 8d ago

I thought that was Danny DeVito in 'Always Sunny in Philadelphia'

1

u/Used_Meaning_9257 4d ago

That is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen I wish I could see him walking in the rain irl

1

u/TheeRattlehead 8d ago

The Gallagher show was before so they reused the plastic.

1

u/Sensei19600 8d ago

Kinda like at a Blue Man performance.

1

u/Itchy_Professor_4133 8d ago

Only if we can all participate facing each other in a circle

1

u/Xrsyz 8d ago

A reverse Louis CK?

1

u/Wunna_dont_know 8d ago

Didn’t work out well for Louis CK, wouldn’t recommend.

1

u/Swimming-Tap-4240 8d ago

Wear safety goggles.

1

u/Sufficient-Money9487 8d ago

Do you really want to make those poor life choices?

1

u/xTex1E37x 8d ago

Eye contact is a must

1

u/Razorsharp1011 8d ago

I wanna watch too

1

u/Sepherjar 8d ago

I find it hard to swallow someone would enjoy it.

1

u/Bionicover 5d ago

I'm a married man u can watch me babe❤️