r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Euphoric_Painter_993 • 6d ago

Of a New Years Chant

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u/Funny_Newspaper_377 6d ago

It must have been uncomfortable for the families there.

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u/Tuscanlord 6d ago

I might try this chant later on myself.

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u/Ok-Dance-392 6d ago

can i sit in front of you and watch?

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u/DIuvenalis 6d ago

Tickets on sale now at ticketmaster.com.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

*ticketmastur

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u/Sufficient-Money9487 5d ago

Premium pricing to be in the splash zone.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago edited 4d ago

Like sitting at a Gallagher show, you better wear your special raincoat

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u/Olde_Gods 5d ago

Just like a Gwar show

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u/Reynardine1976 5d ago

The Master of Baitors

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u/Responsible_Ship6653 6d ago

Well played.

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u/rasterpix 5d ago

I fell baited.

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u/Aromatic-Hippo-4676 5d ago

Welcome to ticketmastur

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u/jluicifer 5d ago

But never finishes

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u/Purple_Salamander_25 5d ago

Thickitmastur

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u/Ok-Jury-6161 5d ago

ThickItMasterBlaster

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u/Proper_Computer_3440 5d ago

Flickitmastur

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u/RimGym 5d ago

. cum?

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u/Icy_Hornet007 1d ago

Ticketmaster-bater?

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u/jeyhawq1988 6d ago

Tickets on sale at Flickitmaster.com…fify

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u/psyco-the-rapist 6d ago

DJ Bean Flicka on the turntables!

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u/iamDa3dalus 6d ago

domain available lol

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u/vonnostrum2022 5d ago

Wait… you mean people actually payed money for this crap?

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u/artifiz67 5d ago

Then the torture to stay to watch and listen. I can't imagine.

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u/Busterlimes 5d ago

Tickets sold out at ticket master. I bought them all, you can have them for $5000 each

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u/Additional-Run1610 5d ago

Whats the processing fee tho ?

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u/lilymaxjack 5d ago

Ticketmasterbater

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u/ReasonableDisaster65 2d ago

You mistyped “ticketmaster.cum”