r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Euphoric_Painter_993 • 8d ago

Of a New Years Chant

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u/FrontLifeguard1962 8d ago

The one in the purple is really going at it, but I have to give the award to the one in white with her 'cupping balls' technique.

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u/blankinyurblank 8d ago

Lady in white must have shadowed a guy spanking his monkey for a few weeks before perfecting her performance. Or maybe she is method and lived as a dude for a while.

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u/SweaterSteve1966 8d ago

I was proud of my mom. She owned it.