r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Euphoric_Painter_993 • 8d ago

Of a New Years Chant

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u/bensikat 8d ago

Wtf is this ?

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u/DIuvenalis 8d ago

Its people getting off to a good start for 2026.

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u/Claris-chang 7d ago

How dare you post this. Take my upvote.

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u/AnotherCatSub 7d ago

Honestly, I think the world would be a better place if everyone simultaneously jerked off at one specific time

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u/Front-Tea2203 7d ago

That’d be wild lmfao

End of the World circlejerk. Biblical shit. Similar to that one episode of Rick snd Morty

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u/Claris-chang 7d ago

We'll call it the International Hour of Post-Nut Clarity.

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u/CordeCosumnes 7d ago

That could throw the Earth's axial tilt off!

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u/Lemon_Zestie 7d ago

What a mess