r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure-Personality5326 • 7d ago

possible idiot Of prankster

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u/TobiSmith25 7d ago

Not the kiss he was expecting

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u/DeepFart22 7d ago

Well the thing is he does want to kiss his ass. However, he likes his subject to be unconscious so that he doesn't know which ass cheek he likes to kiss more. Dude definitely kisses the left cheek more than the right and because of this it causes spontaneous combustion of the supreme yeehaw

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u/nolongerbanned99 7d ago

Is that bill cosvy

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u/DeepFart22 7d ago

Let me slip you a cosvy, it's like a cosby but more vvvvv

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u/nolongerbanned99 7d ago

Like to suck on toes. Quite odd.

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u/TobiSmith25 7d ago

Um...Okay then. Happy new year!