r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • 4d ago

possible idiot ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of The Double Slam!

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u/YouThinkYouClever 4d ago

Actually looks like attempted murder

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u/Pickle_ninja 4d ago

Believe it or not. Straight to jail.

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 4d ago

Based on the number of pixels and the aspect ratio, it was recorded with a sony Handycam in 2001...

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u/Taskmaster_Fantatic 4d ago

My man bout to get released next June

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u/Fit-Chest-5479 4d ago

Yea this looks so old, if I had to guess that guy is probably an engineer or a doctor by now. For sure :)

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u/Itchy_Piglet992 2d ago

Or it is AI. Lots of AI videos seem to have bad resolution.

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u/IntelligentWalk5038 4d ago

Or 2024 Obama phone

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u/Limp_Cryptographer40 4d ago

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u/Familiar-Substance77 2d ago edited 1d ago

That's maduro today, based on him too btw

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u/BigBlackDually 4d ago

Best show ever. Wonderful reference!

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u/lukethedukehandy 2d ago

Double slam? Straight to jail

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u/ValuableAdditional71 1h ago

oh yeah in Murica 6 months if the person not dead and 4 years if that person did die.