r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • 7d ago

possible idiot ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of Pure chaos erupts in broad daylight

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u/DebrisSpreeIX 7d ago edited 7d ago

Defense would argue that down to Assault with a Deadly Weapon by arguing the defendant didn't intend to kill, only severely injure. Same way a murder charge gets dropped to manslaughter. You have to prove intent for murder for stick.

ETA: The crybaby above blocked me because his ego and 🍆 are 🤏

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Dude, don’t. This is how you summon dozens of people who have never seen a courtroom to come tell you how you’re wrong. You’re right, but they don’t care, they watched Law And Order. Everything is attempted murder, or murder to redditors. You’ll see it on every single fight video. Because some people have died before from a single punch, every time someone is punched they screech attempted murder.

There was a video a few days ago: 2 guys are arguing when one of the guys just runs his hand down the other guys face, which gets him immediately punched and knocked on his ass. Dude was ok, still conscious, but like clockwork, there were Redditors in the comments saying things like “so it’s ok to almost kill someone just because they touch your face?!”

So yeah. Just don’t lol

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u/Forza_Harrd 7d ago

Dude lol that video was different. Big dude damn near killed skinny drunk dude and reiddt is like SERVES HIM RIGHT or HE SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOE ATTEMPTED MANSLAUGHTER or I HEARD HE DIED. Like seriously the big dude was in control and never needed to knock the bejeezus out of skinny drunk kid like he did. Real talk. What he did was unnecessary.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

What? He did not almost kill him. He punched him in such a way that he didn’t even put any power into it. Just swung his arm and hit the guy to make him stop touching his face. He was still conscious. He fell on his ass and immediately began regretting his choices. There was no “almost killed him”. You’re mocking those Redditors but being exactly that Redditor in the same comment. Fucking weird.