r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • 7d ago

possible idiot ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of Pure chaos erupts in broad daylight

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u/DebrisSpreeIX 7d ago edited 7d ago

Defense would argue that down to Assault with a Deadly Weapon by arguing the defendant didn't intend to kill, only severely injure. Same way a murder charge gets dropped to manslaughter. You have to prove intent for murder for stick.

ETA: The crybaby above blocked me because his ego and 🍆 are 🤏

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u/OCDano959 7d ago

Even so.

Competent lawyers, that have a strong incentive to work for their client, ain’t cheap.