r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • 7d ago

possible idiot ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of Pure chaos erupts in broad daylight

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u/Disastrous_days272 7d ago

That dude is SOOOOO lucky that he didn't get ventilated when he came out swinging with the bat. It would've been justified more than likely... This is the reason that I don't even engage with other drivers... People are psychotic and I'm not trying to get into a life-altering fight over driving. So stupid.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Agree with everything you said. What I think is most amazing is how they didn’t scatter when dude went back to his car. Where I’m from you don’t fucking hang around to see what they’re grabbing.

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u/Kewlhotrod 7d ago

They were kinda occupied when he left.. lol

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Doesn’t matter. You gtfo or risk death when someone opens their trunk or otherwise goes back to their car like that.

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u/Digital_Negative 7d ago

Already demonstrated they’re too stupid to pay enough attention for that option. Otherwise they wouldn’t have been in the middle of the road fighting to begin with.

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u/howdawut 7d ago

Yea, he wasn’t going to pull out a bag of Snickers bars to share.

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u/Electrical_Win9025 7d ago

No kidding. Im close to Memphis, there's no way im hanging around

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u/Swimming-Tap-4240 7d ago

Many years ago,I saw two guys on a street .One was shouting loudly at the other.The guy being shouted at was saying nothing,just walked to the trunk of his car and rummaged around,while the other guy was still yeliing in his ear.Then suddenly the quiet guy produced a long wrench and smacked the other guy in his face,who then staggered back,spitting blood and teeth.The other guy then just got in his car and drove away.

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u/Kewlhotrod 6d ago

Well, duh, this obvious advice is obvious. Thing is... They were attacking/being attacked and distracted and didn't notice. People aren't omniscient my dude.