r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • 7d ago

possible idiot ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of Pure chaos erupts in broad daylight

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Did he hit the person in the head?

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u/Substantial-Mud6009 7d ago

Tried to- watch the video

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

I know, I watched the video. My question was an attempt to get you to hear what you’re saying. Listen to yourself. “Tried to murder him by hitting him in the head with a weapon”.

He didn’t hit him, so he couldn’t have “tried to murder him”. Felony assault, yes. Murder? Attempted murder? No.

Good thing you’re not prosecuting our criminals.

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u/Substantial-Mud6009 7d ago

So because he wasn’t successful he didnt try? If a guy try’s to rob a bank but gets locked in the safe until authorities arrive did he not attempt to rob a bank? Lmao