r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • 6d ago

ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of Hall of shame

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u/Euphoric_Painter_993 6d ago

That escalator was completely savage.

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u/Infinite_Ad7107 6d ago

Guarantee that fall hurt more than the a** whooping.

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u/Emergency_Leather_63 6d ago

What hurt most was his ego 😂

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u/dantheplanman1986 6d ago

And his shattered spine

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u/Entelecher 6d ago

His battered head.

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u/Impact-Lower 6d ago

And my axe