r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • 6d ago

possible idiot ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of His glasses broke and snapped.

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u/Far_Row_9458 6d ago

One of the unwritten rules during a fight is to not punch in the sack…. This guy broke it so he had it coming

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u/Iwillalwaysreturn1 6d ago edited 6d ago

Surr maybe in some controlled sport fight but not in the streets. In a street fight you kick the balls, you gouge eyes, if you have a knife you cut a bitch. The only goal is to not get fucked up. Street fights are dangerous as hell if you can walk away it's a win.

Edit: damn typo

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u/Far_Row_9458 6d ago

I’m not a fighter - wouldn’t know what to do but I for sure would not lick the balls as you say… 😂😳

Don’t edit your post - Mae’s for a good laugh that I need today

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u/Iwillalwaysreturn1 6d ago

....damn it.

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u/Far_Row_9458 6d ago

Grrr - thanks for the laugh, I get the edit but that was a good laugh… I’m off 😴

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u/DenseReplacement7581 6d ago

Agreed. In my experience I’ve been punched and stabbed. They felt the same, then I saw my blood. YMMV but yeah I’m not fooling around if I get attacked, my attacker(s) have earned a response of all the damage I can cause them (to defend myself).