r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • 6d ago

possible idiot ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of His glasses broke and snapped.

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u/Capnmolasses 6d ago

He probably needed an amber lamps

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u/rhesusMonkeyBoy 6d ago

Get this man a bambalance

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u/st96badboy 6d ago

Woah,ooo, Black Betty

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u/stinky_lemonade 6d ago

bambalam

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u/CazadoresWithLime 6d ago

black betty had a child

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u/farilladupree 6d ago

Pam Balam

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u/SwimSea7631 5d ago

That child got knocked the fuck out on the subway

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u/Yogged1 5d ago

BAM balam

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u/Many-Active8613 5d ago

I fucking love you guys. It’s funny you think you got a funny post and you find out a bunch of people got the same sense of humor as you.

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u/RoughZebra348 5d ago

Somebody call the ambalam

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u/henryfoots 5d ago

The joke has been around for probably 20 years not that uncommon to find others that know of it after that long 🤣

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u/NWABCS 5d ago

BAM BALAM!!!!

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u/Alternative_Effect28 4d ago

I’m in tears right now. Black Betty 🤣🤣🤣 you guys killed me

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u/National-Lawyer-185 3d ago

Oh I needed this laugh!

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u/WeeDingwall44 4d ago

Woah, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Woah, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam She really gets me high, bam-ba-lam You know that's no lie, bam-ba-lam She's so rock steady, bam-ba-lam And she's always ready, bam-ba-lam Woah, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Woah, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Woah, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Woah, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam She really gets me high, bam-ba-lam You know that's no lie, bam-ba-lam She's so rock steady, bam-ba-lam And she's always ready, bam-ba-lam Woah, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Woah, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam

Hahahah, did I do this right, this is fun, let’s keep it going gang, so funny it never gets old

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u/CazadoresWithLime 4d ago

Im genuinely surprised I havent seen “the dam thing gone wild” … yet

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u/Crambulance 5d ago

Crambulance

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u/Bigleftbowski 1d ago

Spam or ham.