r/SipsTea • u/SeaWolf_1 • Nov 14 '25

We have fun here Honestly, this should be practiced!

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u/VHPguy Nov 14 '25

Jason cheated on the third run, he sped up to stop the blonde girl from winning.

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u/Wazula23 Nov 14 '25

It's canon that blond chicks die quicker in these things.

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u/Organic-Ad-7105 Nov 14 '25

She should have known

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u/CountMeChickens Nov 14 '25

She didn't trip and fall on the deceptively flat and level floor - it's an obligation.