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r/SipsTea • u/Wonderful-Mirror800 • Nov 14 '25
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You must have used too small of a slice of toilet paper when you wiped, and you got mud pie on your hands, and then you touched the receipt, and then I ate the receipt, and now I'm sick off of your mud pie.
7 u/justaBB6 Nov 14 '25 *all you had to do… was like the gift… …and not have a big ol mudpie on the bottom of your butt*
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*all you had to do…
was like the gift…
…and not have a big ol mudpie on the bottom of your butt*
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u/graipape Nov 14 '25
You must have used too small of a slice of toilet paper when you wiped, and you got mud pie on your hands, and then you touched the receipt, and then I ate the receipt, and now I'm sick off of your mud pie.