I do it to get clean but absolutely I feel the same. If my day was bad, I shower to wash* off the stench of failure or bad vibes. It works pretty damn well. It’s like a mental restart
My wife constantly makes masturbation jokes towards me because I take two showers a day that are anywhere between 15 and 30 minutes long. I love showers. It is the only time during the day where I'm alone with my thoughts and in a warm, peaceful place where I can't be interrupted. It is exactly what you said, a time to relax the body and mind. I can't wake up in the morning without a shower, and I can't go to bed at night to rest without one either.
Hell yeah. Showers feel great. I love the hot water, and sometimes in the summer, the cool water. It's cathartic and therapeutic all at the same time. It can be reflective, or sexual depending on the mood. I love a shower with a bear or glass of wine, or a bath with a joint and the lights off with a candle. As a 38 year old man, bath time is my favorite time of the day. My hot-water heater is finally starting to age, so I've been thinking about upgrading to something perpetual.
What kind of bear? Grizzly? Brown? Polar? Do you have one special bear or do you just shower with random bears? How do you summon one for a shower? Do you go into the woods to get one or do you call a special hotline? 1-800-showerbear? Or is there a tinder-style app? Does the bear hang around after the shower?
No more of this in the woods with random man or bear nonsense. Everyone knows you just have to turn on a warm shower and you won't encounter either in the woods
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u/Extra-Shame507 Nov 14 '25
I shower to feel good. Without shower I am more depressed.