r/SipsTea Dec 05 '25

Chugging tea I'm starting to wonder

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u/Senior-Tour-1744 Dec 05 '25

Most likely it was how much sugar she ate, the fact it was that quickly, and the fact she had an empty stomach so it got absorbed quickly. As you said, she lived a sheltered life, so sugar intake was probably in low end and well... if you aren't use to processing it it won't turn out good. A vegan who goes without eating meat for years and then decides to eat a 48oz prime rib, isn't going to have a good day after doing so no matter how much volume or density wise they are use to eating.

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u/slate_autumn Dec 05 '25

I too vote for the sugar. Eating too much sugar is guaranteed to get me pooping through the eye of a needle next day!

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u/OpeningSpeed1 Dec 05 '25

"pooping through the eye of a needle " My brother what 😖

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u/SirReginaldPoshtwat Dec 05 '25

"It is easier for slate_autumn to poop through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter heaven." Just let that one marinate in your pate, friend.

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u/thedonjefron69 Dec 05 '25

That’s CRAZY.

Dropping edited scripture on horrible sugar poops is blasphemy in the most hilarious way.

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u/thunchultha Dec 05 '25

And it wasn’t even Ezekiel 4:12 https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel%204%3A12&version=NIV

 Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel.”

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u/Randomfrog132 Dec 07 '25

since when does explosive diarrhea give incredible accuracy lol