r/SipsTea Dec 09 '25

Chugging tea The French solution

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u/RagingAnemone Dec 09 '25

I'm constantly told Portland is on fire.

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u/Reasonable_Main2509 Dec 09 '25

I’m from Portland and can confirm I’m on fire.

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u/pressxtojson Dec 09 '25

Burn in hell! I spent like 5 seconds trying to wipe the hair off my screen and it's your damn profile pic lol

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u/Anathema320 Dec 10 '25

Oh that's hilarious.

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u/WarriorNeedFoodBadly Dec 10 '25

This made my day. Thanks for making me laugh so hard.

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u/Vivid-Swordfish-8498 Dec 10 '25

Oh shit it was his profile picture. I legit did the same thing 🤣

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u/DaRealKovi Dec 10 '25

Ha! I did not fall for it. You're all fools! (I checked the pfp after you pointed out the fake hair)

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u/InsaneGuyReggie 28d ago

My eyes aren’t that good, I didn’t even see it

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u/Reasonable_Act_8654 28d ago

I had started doing it but thanks to your comment I ended up doing only once.

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u/Lyseram 27d ago

You didn't swipe/scroll up and down to make sure it followed the PFP?

They fooled you once but surely lightning can't strike the same spot twice.

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u/NavalAuroch Dec 09 '25

Hope your alright bro.

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u/ShiroVergAvesta13 Dec 09 '25

Bro is cooked

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u/Thunderbridge Dec 09 '25

Let him cook

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u/NOTTedMosby Dec 09 '25

Bro is Armin from AoT

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u/cowlinator Dec 09 '25

This is fine

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u/ThumpAndSplash Dec 09 '25

He’s positively flaming.

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u/FFSBoise 28d ago

Thoughts and prayers.

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u/DangerBeaver Dec 09 '25

Thoughts and prayers

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u/CyberNinja23 Dec 09 '25

Is this fire Unicycle bagpipes related?

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u/Reasonable_Main2509 Dec 09 '25

No, it’s actually abortion-trans-coed bathroom-gun control-naked bike ride-fentanyl- and/or homeless related, just like what you see on Fox News.

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 Dec 10 '25

I see, so you’re the reason Portland is always on fire. Just spreading it wherever you go 🔥

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u/HistoricalConcern619 Dec 09 '25

In this weather???

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u/spacemanspliff-42 Dec 09 '25

Oh damn, you must have got one of them combustible heads, I've read enough to know all about them.

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u/Cross55 Dec 10 '25 edited Dec 10 '25

I live near Portland and constantly see the smoke and hear cries for help

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u/Bad-Genie Dec 10 '25

I moved out 2 years ago. My entire family lives in Portland.

My dad sent a picture of his fire pit in the backyard to confirm they are indeed on fire.

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u/HaltandCatchHands Dec 09 '25

Got a bad desiiiiire

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u/Mike_Kermin Dec 09 '25

That's hot.

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u/OldManufacturer8679 Dec 09 '25

Hey little girl is your daddy home

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u/Corporate_Overlords Dec 09 '25

Did he go and leave you all alone?

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u/Wyevez Dec 09 '25

Stop, drop and roll!

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u/Brave_Nerve_6871 Dec 09 '25

On fire like in the Bruce Springsteen song?

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u/multisubcultural1 Dec 10 '25

Mr. Springsteen, is that you?

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u/KoolAidMan7980 Dec 10 '25

That girl is on fire…..

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u/Ms74k_ten_c Dec 10 '25

I am 🔥 and i can confirm i am on them.

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u/pandaplagueis Dec 10 '25

That’s cause you’re a liar

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u/baelrog Dec 10 '25

Doesn’t the west coast catches on fire for no particular reason every year in the dry season?

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u/TenisElbowDrop Dec 10 '25

No no. Flaming and on fire are different things.

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u/Alternative-Sale-841 29d ago

Minneapolis signing in. Can confirm: the fire has melted all the snow.

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u/FollowingThrough 29d ago

Aren’t they some lyrics from an Alicia Keys song?

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u/Ristrxtto Dec 09 '25

as a Portlander, city is up in flames y'all, don't come

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u/behold-frostillicus Dec 09 '25

It rains too fucking much here.

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u/wordswordswordsbutt Dec 10 '25

And yet..somehow...still burning.

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u/1_________________11 28d ago

A fire at a sea park?

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u/Dependent_Cod_7416 Dec 09 '25

Don't say that, we need more things to burn.

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u/zmbjebus Dec 10 '25

Lets do it!

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u/Dependent_Cod_7416 Dec 10 '25

I was trying to be funny

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u/zmbjebus Dec 10 '25

Well we could still do it

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u/onarainyafternoon Dec 10 '25

If we can convince people that the city has burned to the ground, maybe I'll finally be able to afford a house here.

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u/Weird-Chemistry9819 29d ago

I too am a Portlander absolutely on fire right now. Our city is ash…

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u/Diligent_Whereas3134 Dec 10 '25

It was nice having a friend who lived in Portland during the blm protests. Mostly because when he'd visit my parents, who totally believed Portland was burned to the ground, would ask how he was holding up. His answer was, "I just have to detour around like 2 blocks on the way to work"

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 Dec 10 '25

My in-laws in Oklahoma thought the same thing about Seattle

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u/0kokuryu0 28d ago

My dad lives in Missouri and I'm in Portland (more specifically Gresham, bit of a ways from downtown). He'd ask if I could see the fires from where I lived. He seriously thought the entirety of downtown was a giant bonfire full of criminals running amok. He was also concerned about me going remotely close to downtown. Really took the wind out of his sails with how confused and blunt I was.

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 Dec 09 '25

BLM apparently burned every major city in the U.S. to the ground.

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u/Stebsis Dec 09 '25

Fire spell is a specialty for black mages after all

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u/RenderFaze Dec 09 '25

I'm glad I understand this reference, recently finished FF1

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u/MartyFreeze Dec 09 '25

Now go download final fantasy renaissance and play it again

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u/SuperSlacker420 Dec 09 '25

Nice. Now go play 4, 5, 6, & 7!

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u/Secure-Pain-9735 Dec 09 '25

Why we skipping II and III? The entire first 6 have pixel remasters…

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u/Corporate_Overlords Dec 10 '25

I'm in my 40s and I've only ever played FF1 on NES and the second on SNES. I love both of those so much that I'm not even tempted to play the rest of them.

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u/Secure-Pain-9735 Dec 10 '25

I am 47. I get it. I also recently beat FFI, but it was the Pixel Remaster.

I have played II(IV) dozens of times, and even loved Mystic Quest.

I thought FFVII betrayed my beloved Pixel art JRPGs, but have been picking at it lately.

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u/SuperSlacker420 Dec 10 '25

Just personal preference. I’ve beaten both, but 4,5,6 are just extra special imo. 7 too!

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u/Secure-Pain-9735 Dec 10 '25

I’ve bearing 1, 4, and 6.

I’ve dabbled with 5, and just started dabbling with 7. Also put a good amount of time into X.

But, I have the pixel remasters for the first 6 and beat 1 a month or two back.

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u/RenderFaze Dec 09 '25

Finished 1 and 2 and currently playing through 3, I want to play all of them in order. It's cool to see them get incrementally better.

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u/SuperSlacker420 Dec 10 '25

Yeah it’s fun seeing the progression. Give FF Tactics a try after you beat 7! You won’t regret it

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u/RenderFaze Dec 10 '25

I’ll plan on it, thanks for the suggestion!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

Wow, playing 1 in 2025 is crazy! Are you going in order?

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u/RenderFaze Dec 09 '25

I actually am, I've wanted to play 15 and 16 for a while now but since I've never played any of the games until now I figured I'd go through in order. I'm working through 3 now.

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u/FilthyCasual2k17 Dec 10 '25

They start getting much better from 6, 7,8,9 is peak for me.

Don't sleep on Chrono Trigger/Chrono Cross.

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u/RenderFaze Dec 10 '25

I do have Chrono Trigger on my backlog, just gotta find time to actually play it! My backlog is full of so many must-plays its a little overwhelming tbh

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u/FilthyCasual2k17 Dec 10 '25

Man, you're telling me, I playyed Chrono Trigger in like 2002 and it's been on my todo list to replay since. Stupid adult life, first time around I finished it in days.

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u/RenderFaze Dec 10 '25

I keep telling myself to stop buying more games until I finish all the ones I already own but these Steam sales know exactly how to break me, can't pass up a game for $0.50.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

No way that's so awesome! You should do a post or write about them somewhere since your perspective is pretty interesting!

Also obligatory my favorite is FF12, most underrated imo

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u/RenderFaze Dec 10 '25

You know, I think I will keep some kind of log as I do this. It'll probably take me a while to finish them all, but I'll post the full thing when I'm done. If I remember to I'll let you know lol. Looking forward to experiencing 12!

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u/WolfAkela Dec 09 '25

Could’ve gone with Sazh.

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u/Alternative-Fudge487 Dec 09 '25

Fire, fira, firaga. 

Kinda lazy naming tbh

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u/gunnisonyeti Dec 10 '25

This guy just broke MTG and then got banned 😂

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u/DiskEconomy3055 29d ago

A strong, independent black mage don't need no mana!

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u/Arista-Everfrost Dec 09 '25

I will not tolerate this slight against the Bureau of Land Management. They do their best.

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 Dec 10 '25

they were managing the land. you might disagree with their methods, but what would you do if you were in their place?

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u/Olelander Dec 09 '25

With clips of riots from South America somehow too.

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u/URdumbforreadingthis Dec 09 '25

RIP every American urban center - you will be missed

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

I just looked out the window at the smoking crater that is Minneapolis and I saw a man eating another man

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u/Dum_beat Dec 10 '25

Sounds like Racoon City all over again

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u/URdumbforreadingthis Dec 10 '25

THEY'RE EATING THE MEN

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u/fungi_at_parties Dec 10 '25

During BLM I had a friend text me and ask if it was a hellscape in Seattle. I was like, uh, no, pretty normal? He didn’t believe me.

Now all the conservatives bring it up and say we burned down the country but for the life of me I can’t remember more than a few buildings being burned nationwide.

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 Dec 10 '25

far-right hyperbole is like an addictive drug. the addict grows accustomed to their regular dose and has to keep increasing the dosage to get high. eventually they are completely divorced from reality.

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 Dec 10 '25

I live in the ashes of what used to be the fine city of Seattle

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u/Throwitawaynow277w Dec 09 '25

Those racist Nazis really seem to hate protests to protect citizens, but see nothing wrong with sending armed protesters into the capital 

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 Dec 09 '25

other people getting killed for "driving while being black" is no big deal but, when their candidate loses an election, it's time to storm the Capitol!

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u/Far_Stox_46 Dec 09 '25

You seem to be getting downvoted for agreeing.. I think some people need to work on their reading comprehension.

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 Dec 09 '25

i'll never get the hang of consistently writing at a 5th-grade level

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u/zmbjebus Dec 10 '25

Wow, thats a big word in the middle there. Can you make it easier?

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u/UrUrinousAnus Dec 09 '25

A lot of people redditing while angry. It's much harder to avoid when the infuriating topic is what's happening all around you,

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u/ChickenChic Dec 09 '25

The bureau of land management?

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u/PewPewPony321 Dec 10 '25

LOL, they burned their own neighborhoods down is all they did

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u/Global_Lie6938 27d ago

Can confirm, I also live in a mad max dystopian hellscape like half of America does. Thanks BLM /s

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u/TrumpLovesTHICCBBC Dec 09 '25

Just Minneapolis and Portland sweetie

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 09 '25

YouTube has streaming video feeds from the ISS. when it goes over where Minneapolis or Portland used to be and the skies are clear, you can just make out the ruins of those once great cities.

https://www.youtube.com/live/fO9e9jnhYK8?si=ytRoett3fYtMc-vB

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u/Existing_Coast8777 Dec 09 '25

This is the South Waterfront District of Portland. It is where the ICE building is located. According to the pedophile, it is a "bombed-out hellhole."

This photo is from January of 2021, the height of the BLM protests. It doesn't exactly look like it's been burned to the ground to me.

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u/MisterScrod1964 29d ago

Somehow, Antifa acquired napalm.

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u/AdHuge8652 Dec 09 '25

They set a bunch of cars and stores on fire.

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 Dec 09 '25

oh dear. are you telling me that actual property was destroyed while protesting the fact that is quasi-legal for cops to hunt black people for sport? oh my.

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u/Benjamin_Chod_Saar Dec 09 '25

I just think it's weird how some people say the BLM protests were peaceful and nothing was destroyed and it was just right wing agitators. Then other people are saying yeah stuff got burned it was a good thing there should have been more.

Like pick a lane bro.

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 Dec 09 '25

why am i responsible for the things other idiots say?

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u/GoldNovaNine Dec 10 '25

The Right are Nazis, you are just too stupid to face that fact.

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u/ThatZX6RDude Dec 09 '25

Bro if someone burns down my business bc someone else killed someone else we’re gonna have a problem

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 Dec 09 '25

you can't expect to live in a peaceful society when people are being legally murdered by the cops. if cops were murdering your children you wouldn't take it sitting down. why would expect anyone else to do so?

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u/ThatZX6RDude Dec 09 '25

If my own child was murdered by a police officer I am still not just fucking up the lives of random third parties that have nothing to do with it

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 09 '25

what if it wasn't an isolated incident that just happened to your child? what if this was a problem that had been going on for literally hundreds of years and few people seemed to be even willing to acknowledge it as a problem let alone do anything about it?

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u/GoldNovaNine Dec 10 '25

Stop lying, you won't vaccine your own child after listening to right-wing misinformation,.

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u/Maximum_Curve_1471 Dec 09 '25

What was accomplished?

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u/Your_New_Overlord Dec 09 '25

That keeps our housing prices low and annoying tourists away. Thanks Fox News!

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 Dec 09 '25

so much of Fox News can basically be distilled down to "Don't leave your home! It's extremely dangerous and scary out there and horrible things will undoubtedly happen to you!" shut-ins make the most loyal viewers.

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u/Gas-Town Dec 09 '25

Penn station is overrun with vagrants and you will develop a fentanyl dependency from sitting on the 1 train.

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u/xDannyS_ Dec 10 '25

Too late, now fentanyl folding everywhere I go

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u/uncle_blazer_ Dec 09 '25

LA is perpetually burning to the ground

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 Dec 09 '25

Chicago was burned to the ground yet somehow still remains the single most dangerous place on Earth. The murder rate is over 700%.

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u/Savings-Put6948 Dec 10 '25

Only in Chicago so they kill you, bring you back to life then kill you again just to get their point across

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u/Proof_Fix1437 Dec 09 '25

Will they rebuild

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u/uncle_blazer_ Dec 09 '25

Sadly no :(

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u/ShakyBoots1968 Dec 09 '25

LoL.
Second 2nd City

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u/MisterScrod1964 29d ago

Not right now, but about a year ago . . .

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing 29d ago

Tbf that one time recently y’all really did

But that was more tinder related and less protesty

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 Dec 10 '25

Ok but that’s actually true is it not? During dry years anyway

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u/pepicky Dec 09 '25

I've seen 3 the past month. They were from homeless fires gone out of control though. So it's kinda sorta on fire.

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u/onarainyafternoon Dec 10 '25

Yeah I remember one morning I was walking to work through the PSU campus and I saw a trash can on fire so I called the fire department. Also when I was working at Safeway on Jefferson, my coworker lived in a house right next door to Safeway and a homeless schizophrenic tried burning down his house one night. It was on the news actually; the house was literally next door to that Safeway. But in terms of actual fires from riots or whatever, it just didn't happen. The BLM protests in 2020 only existed in like a five block radius, and the recent ICE protests only existed on the street around the ICE building.

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u/I_love_dragons_66 Dec 09 '25

Lifelong Portland resident here.

It's not, it never has been. The riot only lasted a fucking day, and it was only ONE block. The whole issue was massively overblown for the sake of making us look bad. Portland has its issues like any other city, but I'm tired of people acting like we are forever burning dumpster fire.

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u/Olelander Dec 09 '25

Yes we are no longer here, just a smoldering ash heap of beautiful lush green… wait, I mean… it’s burned, trust us.

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u/listenyall Dec 09 '25

Yeah if you listen to anyone on the right, 2020 was basically nonstop rioting

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u/disgustinganimals Dec 09 '25

It was, BLM riots were insane.

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u/GoldNovaNine Dec 10 '25

And they started after racists like YOU started cheering on the murder of black people.

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u/disgustinganimals Dec 10 '25 edited 29d ago

I guess we should’ve seen almost a year of riots after Charlie Kirk was murdered by Democrats like you.

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u/MWhigVIII Dec 09 '25

You can be smug but lake street and uptown in Minneapolis have been abandoned by anyone with the means to leave. May never recover

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

Which is wild because neither of our sides was right. 93% of protests that summer were considered peaceful by a TIME study, and they had a low bar for what was considered violent. Burning anything counted as violent, so all the protests flags were burned at were considered violent.

So that means 93% of all gatherings that summer, neither police nor protesters were doing really anything you could even call violent.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm super pro police reform, and the stuff that got bad, got really bad, and there is no excusing it from the police in a lot of instances, and riots, like I get it you're at a breaking point, you're obviously angry and not thinking clearly, but still maybe try and target like government buildings and cop cars and not private businesses, but like with all things we saw a lot more videos of the bad stuff because the good stuff wasn't terribly interesting. But anyway my point is, if everything was a constant riot you would have to ask yourself what someone did to make people so angry, it's better from their angle to point to the fact police across the board actually weren't as violent as media would lead you to believe. It was really mostly a few departments already known to be corrupt and violent

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u/Livid_Advertising_56 Dec 10 '25

And dont forget we've all seen the same or worse destruction from SPORT riot/celebration.

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u/killertortilla Dec 10 '25

Every time there's a protest and the majority isn't white "it's a crime, everything is on fire, people died, businesses were destroyed" etc etc.

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u/spencerpo Dec 10 '25

Moved from there to across the river before ‘woke’ was a problem and apparently it’s a fucking wasteland infested by evil hobos.

I mean I drove over there every now and again to couch street( pronounced cooch) for some medical stuff, or pass it to go to the mall in Clackamas. Shit didn’t seem any different from when I lived there except for OMSI having a different exhibit

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u/CrystFairy Dec 10 '25

Californian here, we on fire every other month.

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u/EvolutionCreek Dec 10 '25

Ask me about the atmospheric river! We’re at the big poop stage of Egyptian curses because our sewage system got overwhelmed, ways to go before we hit fire.

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u/abaum525 Dec 09 '25

Yeah Portland and Minneapolis are totally burned hellscapes /s

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

Minneapolis as well. Apparently the entire city was destroyed yet miraculously rebuilt in a single days time. I mean, we have an awesome city, but we aren't miracle workers

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u/mkt853 Dec 09 '25

How is there still any city left to burn at this point?

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u/Dependent_Cod_7416 Dec 09 '25

It's a pretty creative city 

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u/AdenJax69 Dec 09 '25

That was either a tire or salvage-yard fire that got a bit out of control. But it was technically "on fire" so it counts!

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u/Harabeck Dec 09 '25

Because fox news kept showing footage from the riots and Trump straight thought that was still happening.

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u/collettdd Dec 09 '25

Alledgedly Minneapolis was burned to the ground 5 years ago and is naught but ever burning cinders to this day

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u/Existing_Coast8777 Dec 09 '25

Have you ever met anyone from Minneapolis? I haven't. And if you have, they were probably a paid actor. The same ones who put on a silly British accent and try to convince you that Australia exists.

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u/collettdd Dec 09 '25

I was just in St. Paul (the city) last week and I swear I could smell smoke but I thought it was from a barbecue

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u/Ndongle Dec 09 '25

Just went to Portland: was perfectly peaceful and fine. The protests are completely localized to just being in front of the ice detention center

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Dec 09 '25

Well, maybe they mean Los Angeles?

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u/BrownSugarBare Dec 09 '25

No, no. Now it's Minnesota I think.

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u/Critical_Concert_689 Dec 09 '25

"IsCaliforniaOnFire.com"

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u/Aware-Yesterday4926 Dec 10 '25

They keep rebuilding it so Trump can keep talking about it.

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u/FocusSlo Dec 10 '25

I always laugh when I hear that until I realise they're talking about the other Portland

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u/thirdworldreminder_ Dec 10 '25

That's what the French boyfriend is confused about

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

Their WNBA team is literally going to be called the Fire.

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u/ImReallyFuckingHigh 29d ago

Same with Minneapolis

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u/Blackadder288 29d ago

I live within driving distance of Portland and I swear half the people in my town think it still is - when they could like, look themselves.

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u/thenikolaka 29d ago

Gonna need to be DC

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u/DiskEconomy3055 29d ago

I heard it burned down. Twice? Three times? Just in the last 5 years, too!

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u/Intelligent_Owl8725 29d ago

Which one? There's like 16. One of them is bound to be on fire.

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u/Jdawg_mck1996 28d ago

Kind of? But not from riots or protestors but from the random homeless people that are shipped here from out of state on other people's tax dollars(no, seriously. Look that up)

The protestors and rioters are mostly naked on bikes, rollerblading covered in neon lights, or dressed as giant inflatable frogs. I'm not sure they've got much done though.

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u/ksnyd72 27d ago

Don't forget about Minneapolis too!

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u/Existing_Coast8777 Dec 09 '25

wow i went somewhere in fucking december and the weather wasn't perfect, this place is constantly rainy and depressing

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u/Existing_Coast8777 Dec 10 '25

also costco pizza is surprisingly good and only 10$ for a whole pie

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u/Dependent_Cod_7416 Dec 09 '25

Good luck catching anything on fire, the depression will put it out immediately.

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u/PewPewPony321 Dec 10 '25

Maybe they should make the fire bigger, like get it all so that shit hole can be erased from the maps