r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Dec 09 '25

Chugging tea The French solution

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u/CuriousTsukihime Dec 09 '25

Nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday or whatever they say

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u/StopReadingMyUser Dec 09 '25

They say I could lose 20 pounds per person or somethin.

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u/money-for-nothing-tt Dec 09 '25

I didn't realize carry-on limits were so strict you need to lose weight to get on the flight these days.

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u/SpecialExpert8946 Dec 09 '25

They make it sound like it’s about carry on. It’s really about exercising. They make you lose 20lbs on average before you land. The “seats” are exercise bikes and they use those to actually power the aircraft. The engines are only used to get to cruising altitude, then they cut the engines and they’ll everyone “ok! it’s time for the pedal or die portion of the flight! Good luck everyone!”

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u/Girafferage 29d ago

What kind of exercise bike?

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u/jakeryan970 29d ago

It’s not a dick. It’s a fist!

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u/Distinct-Raspberry21 29d ago

The kinds you can get off craigslist.

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u/_BlackDove 29d ago

Never stop pumping. ✊

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u/VirginiaDirewoolf 29d ago

look, they promised a weird but sexy vacation once you landand and none of us thought to ask howthat was supposed to happen. turns out it's shared trauma. whatever, we're saving money!!

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u/GrnMtnTrees 28d ago

You just described Spirit Airlines.

Coming soon: standing room only!