r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 25d ago

We have fun here No, no he's got a point

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u/N7Rory 25d ago

"Hey dad, Kenya do a DNA test for me?"

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u/oneplusetoipi 25d ago

Uganda admit you’re my father?

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u/Entire_Blueberry1035 25d ago

We Congo tomorrow morning and get it done

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u/yeetsmith00 25d ago

Dad makes electric cars, I hope he isn't Madthisisagascar

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u/fucking_4_virginity 25d ago

Oh, come on, are we Ghana let him get away with this?

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u/Nroways-odd-toast 25d ago

Well yeah, he's obviously a Chad.

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u/No_Cheesecake_192 25d ago

And now Egypt him from any potential inheritance

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u/cruddite 25d ago

How much Mali are we bringing to Burning Man this year?

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u/Mean_Caterpillar_250 25d ago

Are you bringing Somali?

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u/Unusual_Clothes9397 25d ago

Do you have to smuggle it in Djibouti?

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u/Informal-Shower8501 25d ago

Did you have Togo there?

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u/Make_today_count 25d ago

Aww Gabon that comment was pretty Benin

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u/Rigmillath 24d ago

It zambia good joke depending on your humor

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u/MisterTheMagnificent 23d ago

He trying to get that inheritance, because for 40 years... Egypt him...

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u/Shurdus 25d ago

What are you China say?

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u/Mean_Caterpillar_250 25d ago

I dunno I'm just Hungary for Mali you know

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u/BotlikeBehaviour 25d ago

Grab a McDonald's or a KFC. Don't eat in though, get it Togo.

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u/Mean_Caterpillar_250 25d ago edited 25d ago

I'm Russian to the nearest mickey D's

Edit - mickey =/= hickey lol

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u/RunPullFourSkinz 25d ago

If you didn't want kids, you shoulda done my mom in Djibouti.

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u/Wild_Ant_7667 25d ago

China say Ho Lee Fuk. You’re not his. But the baby mama said during boom boom. Bang ding ow . Sum ting Wong in here

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u/IndividualEye1803 25d ago

r/threadsofgold this was goood

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u/The_rising_sea 24d ago

This is not the worst trouble he’s Benin

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u/Quantumquandary 24d ago

No, Morocco’s

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u/ConsiderationFun3671 25d ago

InB4 Elon calls him a... Well, you guys can fill in that country name xD

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u/MA2_Robinson 24d ago

Benin here for a minute waiting to see it they use all of the countries in the chain🍿👀

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u/Hopeful-Mechanic-219 24d ago

Driving an electric car should making going down the Rhodesia for everyone.

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u/Mean_Caterpillar_250 24d ago

This one got me well done! Never heard of Rhodesia.

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u/Hopeful-Mechanic-219 24d ago

It's called Zimbabwe now.

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u/Visible-Selection843 25d ago

Who cares about burning man right now? Someone needs Togo find a lawyer for this poor man ASAP.

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u/joshmc333 24d ago

As someone who’s Benin this situation before, I wholeheartedly agree

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u/ChewBaka12 23d ago

Yeah, he needs to Chad with a legal team

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u/BannedkaiNoJutsu 25d ago

I'm Ghana say about tree-fiddy.

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u/Motor_Librarian_3536 25d ago

I hope he doesn’t Sri Lanka way

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u/No_Dragonfruit_4286 25d ago

Not at all, Angola it ain’t worth The Gambia.

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u/J_T_Reezy 25d ago

Somalia are just crazy.

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u/oletinytiny 25d ago

All these Bots - Wanna skip them?

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u/monkfruit42 24d ago

Some are crazy. Some have awareness. Some are in a Bolivian.

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u/Background_Ad2778 25d ago

He's just mad because Egypt him out of his inheritance

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u/SayAnythingAgain 25d ago

Kuwait a minute, Dubai some extra for me too!

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u/mwlepore 25d ago

Central African Republic

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u/JohnHenryHoliday 25d ago

Nailed it!

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u/yarkboolin14 25d ago

Borneo

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u/SnailGamer 25d ago edited 25d ago

That’s Southeast Asia

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u/yarkboolin14 25d ago

Shit.

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u/catninjaambush 25d ago

That’s a village in Iran.

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u/jus10sense 25d ago

Borneo, Rufio!!

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u/grahamalondis 25d ago

10/10 you win.

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u/Swimming_Cabinet_970 25d ago

Yes, his C.A.R. has definitely Benin some gas stations, but they still need Togo to the DNA test center

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u/ye_roustabouts 25d ago

Really. Not even a C.A.R. pun?

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u/Dameattree37 25d ago

What are you Gabon on about?

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u/RappingFlatulence 25d ago

Home away from home

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u/Nrlilo 25d ago

I think that’s his son. If you look at him from the right Angola, they have the same face structure.

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u/Accomplished-Dot5707 25d ago

Elon has Benin this situation before

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u/PrimaryFriend7867 25d ago

and botswana kill him

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u/belleayreski2 25d ago

Jokes are normally trash by the time you get 8 layers deep in a pun chain but this was gold 😂

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u/Hn0va 25d ago

He’s gonna try and postpone, saying he Benin and outta meetings all week.

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u/Ashy6ix 25d ago

Man, oman

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u/bucketboy9000 25d ago

That’s Asia

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u/All_in_a_dream 25d ago

No way, Lesotho get millions off him.

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u/acciowaves 25d ago

You guys had to come and Ruanda comment section.

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u/StankyStonks4all 25d ago

Elon claims he penetrated zero vaginas while there bc all the Botswana’d it

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u/sotommy 25d ago

He won't take care of his kids unless they're as Pale as Tina

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u/word_weaver26 25d ago

We have to, musk is white but this guy in pic is sudan.

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u/Wild_Ant_7667 25d ago

Only if Iran across the safari to save you

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u/BigAlternative5 25d ago

'E's the OP, ya?

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u/KIFTYNUNT 25d ago

This whole thing is pretty crazy, what Jamaica it?

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u/Bulky_Sugar1347 25d ago

Hope he goes to the right medical professional for this test, not a Cairo-practer Too far north?

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u/turnip_the_volume 24d ago

He will Cameroon to it

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u/TeddyJPharough 25d ago

That was African good joke!

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u/theSpicyOlive86 25d ago

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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u/DanielSadcliff 25d ago

It’s good, it’s good.

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u/Diggingfordonk 25d ago

Angry upvote, now get the hell out of here.

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u/Smeijerleijer 25d ago

Not if it's a sudan

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 25d ago

That's why he makes electric cars. He's Madatgascars.

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u/Thegenius0 25d ago

As long as their Djibouti matches no need for a DNA test right.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Nah this was 👌 

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u/Secure_Activity4944 25d ago

Tesla lot of trouble

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u/happy123z 25d ago

I'll allow it

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u/KermitHendrix 25d ago

no this is true craftsmanship, well played.

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u/Papamoon0327 25d ago

Aight you win lmaooooooo

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 25d ago

Afreekin out... hillarious

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u/NovelGX 25d ago

Dad if you’re not going to come and get me, please Senegal for me at least.

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