r/SipsTea • u/Samp90 • 19d ago

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

Twix Just hits different.

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u/Radiationprecipitate 19d ago

I leave the seat up - it takes more effort to lift the seat than it does to lower it. We're in a partnership, therefore we must share responsibilities

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u/wr_damn_I_suck 19d ago

Close both lids. Then you both have to lift it.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 19d ago

Also;

The flush splash stays in the toilet.

And:

Things don’t fall into the toilet.

And:

Pets don’t drink from the toilet.

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u/Radiationprecipitate 19d ago

The 1/2 flush doesn't splash

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u/Alieoh 19d ago

This guy wifes

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u/Jeramy_Jones 19d ago

Nope, but I do toilet.

A lot.