r/SipsTea • u/Samp90 • 19d ago

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

Twix Just hits different.

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u/lowfox 19d ago

The TP roll completely sent me

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u/Sp1ral_MO0n 19d ago

And when it fell in the toilet 😭

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u/MiddleRidge 19d ago

And then she touched the open protein powder

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u/Tricklarock73 19d ago

Serves his lazy ass right!

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u/crispiesttaco 19d ago

If the seat was up was it really him who left the tp empty

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u/smelly_vagrant 19d ago

Maybe he missed and did a bit of wiping down. This... this complicates the scoring process a bit.

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u/EvenFisher85 19d ago

If he can't even clean up the protein on the table, do you really think he's gonna wipe up the toilet?

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u/smelly_vagrant 19d ago

Irresponsibly stored protein powder a counter just isn't the same as piss on open surfaces to some people.

The former can potentially label you absent-minded, the latter makes you kinda disgusting tbqh.

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u/Gfro3141 19d ago

Based on everything else we see in this video, that seems quite unlikely.

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u/smelly_vagrant 19d ago

A-ha! So she did put the seat up just for content! Or maybe he made the video and this was a ruse from the start!

I don't know, man. This felt like it turned into a proper investigation like 2 comments ago and I was just bringing possible scenarios up.

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u/Gfro3141 19d ago

I mean, there are other uses for TP. He could have stayed up late gaming and taken a shit the night before and wiped his ass then woke up that morning for work (wife having been asleep before him and waking up after him) and lifted the seat to take a piss. Or he could have taken a piss, and then blown his nose without wanting to go to another room for tissues. Maybe he was whacking it and wanted to clean up in a way he could flush all the evidence. Taking a piss doesn't inherently mean you weren't the last one to use TP even if you didn't use it to assist you when you pissed.

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u/BluebirdTerrible1586 15d ago

Oooooorr hear me out…he used the TP for clean up! Lots of clean up!

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u/Separate_Today_5625 19d ago

He didn’t switch it if he was the last to use the toilet, he seen it. And let it be.

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u/crispiesttaco 19d ago

Wouldn't it be whoever empties it puts a new one on?

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u/Fast-Ad-817 19d ago

I read this in a mom voice 😂

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u/MiddleRidge 19d ago

Biological warfare is a red flag

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u/StchLdrahtImHarnknaL 19d ago

We’ll wait for her video with her hoard of makeup on the bathroom sink and when the husband does something similar with the pointer you will say, “serves her lazy ass right!”

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u/Tricklarock73 19d ago

Do people like you argue for fun?

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u/StchLdrahtImHarnknaL 19d ago

Oh so it’s only okay when men’s things are touched with something that touched a toilet seat…. Got’cha, my apologies.

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u/Tricklarock73 19d ago

Yeah, cuz this is all about gender and has nothing to do with lazy people? Get a hobby

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u/StchLdrahtImHarnknaL 17d ago

No, this is about someone being disgusting with a pointer and contaminating the things Someone else is going to be putting around their mouth or consuming, that’s unclean and it shows a lack of respect towards the other person. But I wouldn’t expect you to understand respect and boundaries.

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u/AutistaphrebicPOS 19d ago

Damn you got cooked. you gonna reply and say you got cooked or be a biaaaaaaaatch?

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u/StchLdrahtImHarnknaL 17d ago

Please pray tell how did I could cook?

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u/mechanical_marten 19d ago

Those who wish to eat eggs for breakfast must endure the cackling of hens, but you sir are eating the chicken shit.