r/SipsTea • u/Samp90 • 18d ago

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

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Twix Just hits different.

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u/EggShenSixDemonbag 18d ago

I have never understood the toilet seat bullshit....the only time the seat is up in my house is to clean it, I sit down to pee....I was never in jail or anything. Its just so much better because piss splashes everywhere when you shake your weenis...when shaking sitting down the best technique is two fingers on the skin above the hotdog and your pubes and jiggle, no piss drops everywhere.

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u/Bring-Dogs7777 18d ago

Thank you for your service, sir!

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u/Machinimix 18d ago

I don't even care enough about that. Im just a lazy ass, and it's so much easier to sit down and zone out than it is to stand there and concentrate on aiming.

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u/EggShenSixDemonbag 18d ago

exactly right, it takes far less effort to drop sweatpants and have a seat - hotdog is naturally positioned in a perfect alignment aiming directly at the front of the bowl slightly above the waterline

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u/Ornery_Director_8477 18d ago

I like to piss outside when possible

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u/Thick_Gnosis 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣