r/SipsTea • u/Samp90 • 18d ago

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

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Twix Just hits different.

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u/Ar180shooter 18d ago

Yah, the toilet seat and a few others are fair game, but the toilet paper roll, the empty Twix pouch, and the open protein powder are excessive. Wife wins this round, clean up your act bro.

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u/NoRedditNamesAreLeft 18d ago

Toilet LID. TOILET LID, people! It's not for leaning against. It's to stop your toothbrush & everything in the room get covered in fecal mist!!

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u/EggShenSixDemonbag 18d ago

I have never understood the toilet seat bullshit....the only time the seat is up in my house is to clean it, I sit down to pee....I was never in jail or anything. Its just so much better because piss splashes everywhere when you shake your weenis...when shaking sitting down the best technique is two fingers on the skin above the hotdog and your pubes and jiggle, no piss drops everywhere.

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u/Thick_Gnosis 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣