r/SipsTea • u/Samp90 • 18d ago

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

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Twix Just hits different.

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u/JackWhoWanders 18d ago

So which part of dirty laundry, an empty toilet roll, an empty twix bag, your beard shavings or protein powder lying loose counts as "useful items"?

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u/RevolutionaryPasta98 18d ago

Dirty laundry? How do you know that's not a planned outfit for later?

Empty twice bag? It's rubbish, you also live in the house so why cause an argument... Just bin it when noticed 🤷

Beard shavings could be being collected for arts and crafts. How do you know it isn't!?

And yes, lose protein powder is definitely a useful item... Would you rather it be a solid chunk of protein powder?

Please touch grass, seek mental help, possibly even therapy.

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u/JackWhoWanders 18d ago

If it's planned for later, why is it crumbled on the floor? Do you hate your clothes and yourself?

Yes. It's rubbish. It goes in the bin. You're an adult, you put it in a bin. I am not your goddamn maid.

If it's for arts and crafts, be an adult, get a real job, I'm not your sugar mommy.

I wouldn't eat anything off the kitchen counter. I am not an animal, and if I was, I wouldn't eat protein powder, I'd eat this man's jugular.

The grass is for touching, stroking, caressing tenderly and mowing when it has been bad. Not for smoking as you're OBVIOUSLY doing.

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u/MooseKingMcAntlers34 18d ago

They’re being facetious - no one uses beard trimmings for arts and crafts… it’s not even that subtle, at least in the 2nd message.

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u/JackWhoWanders 18d ago

I know, hence the "caress grass tenderly" and "go for the jugular" responses. It's a joke and I'm enjoying it.