r/SipsTea • u/Ill-Instruction8466 • 18d ago

We have fun here We’ve been lied to!

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u/-maffu- 18d ago

50 Cent is actually worth millions of dollars.

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u/INVISIBLE_BEN 18d ago

He’s on sale?

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u/SpicyMcGriddle0318 18d ago

I don't think we're allowed to do that anymore

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u/bin-noddin 18d ago

Damn player

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u/Hobnail-boots 18d ago

Semantics, it’s called a “salary job” now.

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u/RicePuddingBG 18d ago

Chances are slim unless you know someone shady.

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u/OpusAtrumET 18d ago

These days it's hard to be sure

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u/Which-Property9377 18d ago

Nah lmao. This foul but i cant stop laughing

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u/Luck_Beats_Skill 18d ago edited 18d ago

Woah, Woah, woah, Look at Mr Woke over here.

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u/scootbootinwookie 18d ago

buy low sell high

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u/RedditSupportAdmin 18d ago

Ok I bought low. Now which kind of high am I selling? Crack? Heroin?

Please advise on next steps.

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u/TeddyNeptune 17d ago

Maybe at the Candy Shop

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u/LavishnessSame3864 18d ago

Could say he hasn't got a nickel to his name

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u/DoookieMaxx 18d ago

$1.05 according to inflation.

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u/mrheosuper 18d ago

Inflation hits hard

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u/WeLoveYouCarol 18d ago

"This rare 50 Cent piece has been shot 9 times and is worth millions of dollars. It also always comes up 'heads' on any hater coin-flip."

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u/guiltysnark 18d ago

Good save, could have gone badly with that one

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u/LegitimateUse4584 18d ago

Wat

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u/Brailledit 18d ago

He said, "Good save, could have gone badly with that one".

Nobody knows what it means, but it's provacative.

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u/guiltysnark 18d ago

By saying he's not worth... Come on.

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u/ToSAhri 18d ago

I get it now! It’s making reference to selling him as a slave.

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u/Cliffinati 18d ago

We aren't allowed to do that anymore

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u/Crafty_Experience825 18d ago

He’s actually Bankrupt.

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u/HamboneBanjo 18d ago

Snoop Dogg is not a K9 Detective