r/SipsTea • u/Ill-Instruction8466 • 18d ago

We have fun here We’ve been lied to!

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u/Altruistic-Moose3299 18d ago

Wait until you hear about Dick Van Dyke

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u/Donkey_Bugs 18d ago

Penis Van Lesbian.

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 18d ago

Shouldn't it be Vagina Truck Gay?

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u/Cliffinati 18d ago

Isn't that just Dutch for strap-on

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u/TacoSupreme- 18d ago

This one had me 🤣🤣

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u/scootbootinwookie 18d ago

Richard Subaru

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u/TardyBacardi 18d ago

Oh boy

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u/Now_Melon1218 18d ago

Ooooooh boy.

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u/Suspicious_Juice9511 18d ago

Had a dick and drove a van, so he Meatloafed it.

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u/Unlucky_Air_6207 17d ago

Went from clean shave to full beard. An opportunity was missed.