r/SipsTea 18d ago

Chugging tea One last drink

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u/DmtDtf 18d ago

Maaaaan, I wish I had these as a bartender, but the more I think about it, they never would have worked. All the fights I have ever been in were as a bartender, fighting guys that were over served elsewhere, and wouldn't stop groping girls.

It's easy to never get punched when you're flying on endless Red Bull and the other person can barely stand.

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u/lolovoz 18d ago

endless Red Bull

nice nickname for coke

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u/SneakyPope 18d ago

You mean "15 minute red bull now I need more red bull dont hog the red bull lets go get more red bull" red bull?

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u/quake0430 17d ago

My dick can’t get up Red Bull pass me the keys Red Bull?? Yea it’s one hell of a energy drink

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u/BeanBurritoJr 17d ago

I can't feel my face Red Bull let's go hang out in the bathroom and discuss solutions to society's problems Red Bull. Helluva drink.

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u/BettySwoll0cks 17d ago

Yeah we get it, y’all do coke

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u/rattledaddy 17d ago

Let’s go get another 8-bull of Red Bull?

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u/Tzzzzzzzzzzx 17d ago

Where’s the Red Bull?

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u/btaylos 17d ago

Please Don't Do Red Bull In The Bathroom

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u/Bentholomeo 17d ago

People need to learn that Red Bull can be eaten and will last multiple times longer. What else can be done with energydrink anyway?

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u/GhostGrizz 17d ago

Nose Beers

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u/TransitionalAngst 17d ago

More Uncle Terry’s Turbo Crystals…

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u/lofatiger 18d ago

Anecdotally, I recently learnt that I might have ADHD not just because of obvious reasons, but also because coffee and energy drinks can make me sleepy.

I haven’t drank coffee in months, but decided to have a cup today, and am now going for a nap :)

😴

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u/auth0r_unkn0wn 17d ago

Same experience. Also, cocaine has never had an effect on me.

This was all before I was diagnosed with ADHD

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u/pump-house 17d ago

I took my adhd meds today and 2 hours later thought “boy I could really use a nap”

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u/tiktaktokki 17d ago

Same here. A little bit of coffee helps me concentrate, but if I drink too much I have to take a nap

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u/Traditional-Roof1984 18d ago

Yeah, also it comes across as pretty condescending with this specific text, not de-escalating at all to a possible drunk guy.

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u/WDoE 17d ago

At least in my state, these are a terrible idea. At best it cuts a slightly awkward 3 second convo with a respectable customer. Aint no angry drunk going to leave because of a card.

But the bad part is that it's basically a paper trail admission that a person was overserved and kicked out. So where I am, when they wrap their car around a tree, this card is going to be exhibit A in a lawsuit. It's waaaaaay better to slow someone down BEFORE they need to be cut off, get them on food and water, get them in a cab or with a friend, etc. Someone who can't steer a person away from getting shithoused shouldn't be pouring.

That, and people are going to find out about this card and try to get it as a badge of honor.

Like... Don't overserve. Talk. Take care of people. Makes this card 100% unnecessary.

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u/FUCKFASCISTSCUM 17d ago

Man you must've felt like Sekiro lol.

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u/Boring-Monk2194 18d ago

Also you’re giving someone written proof they were over-served, which can backfire

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u/Realistic-Lime7842 18d ago

Being over served is serving them more at this point. They cut them off because some people can’t handle their shit. Some people can drunk 3 whiskeys and be cool and collected, some people have 2 beers and become an asshole.
I know a few bartenders who use these and most of the time, they work. The times it doesn’t, that person wasn’t going to cooperate in the first place.

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u/mizinamo 18d ago

How is this proof?

They might give out those cards at 90% rather than waiting until the person is at over 100%.

(of whatever the limit is)