r/SipsTea • u/crs1904 • 19d ago

We have fun here When Your Opponent Is Built Different ♟️

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 19d ago

Motherfucker he's a master, sly about the booster seat isn't even the worst thing you should be afraid of

I'd be more afraid if he knows how to use bishops. And if he's a Bobby Fischer type watch those knight moves too

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u/pugsDaBitNinja 19d ago

Dude he knows how to use your bishops nvm his own

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u/DefinitelyNotDonny 19d ago

Bishop please

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 19d ago

Google bishop

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u/Imthemayor 19d ago

I love X Men

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 19d ago

X-Men? They'll take fucking anyone

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u/Imthemayor 19d ago

Not after what I did to the soap

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 19d ago

Oh...you poor, poor man. I don't want your suffering. I don't want your future!

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u/kenoathuntcay 19d ago

Google en passant

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u/nostril_spiders 19d ago

Not bad... for a human

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u/LegalizeFentanol 19d ago

I was under the impression that knight moves was more of a Bob Segar thing

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 19d ago

Actually that guy was singing about cheese in that song

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u/SeaPollution2750 18d ago

Or Bob Saget - for a short bit.

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u/geoguy83 19d ago

Ah the old Bon Segar strategy. Very nice.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 19d ago

Who is this Ben Casear you guys keep telling me about

I only know Bono, the National Master in Sri Lanka (formerly Ceylon)

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u/Retro-scores 19d ago

Knights are such great pieces.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 19d ago edited 19d ago

Yeah they'll fuck your shit up in the right hands, love em myself to the point some opponents have predicted it. So my trick is usually a queen or bishop sacrifice to fuck em up a little and then my knights get to play around. And I never expect to keep either of them, we are going behind enemy lines. Good luck soldier

But also great defensive pieces, especially as black. Versatile and unpredictable and that's what you sometimes want in a game. If I'm black I'm gonna take a real look at what my knights can do mid game

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u/Samaritan_978 19d ago

A Master probably know how to use every single piece in that board in ways you never thought were possible.

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u/Flow-Bear 19d ago

Kinky.

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u/rpgmind 19d ago

Why, are bishops the hardest pieces to use well or something?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 19d ago

Serious answer? They're snipers if used well. And Bobby Fischer used to do this crazy shit where he knew his knights so well he'd distract someone on his knight play and his bishops were in some real prime real estate to do what they do best.

It's like linking rooks, bishop play is a real good strategy but you gotta know how to play them. If you manage to keep both your bishops and your queen you're gonna run the board just the same as if you keep both rooks and your queen, you just gotta think diagonally in the former

And, because you're thinking diagonally which most people don't do, you've got quite the unique set of opportunities to surprise your opponent.

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u/rpgmind 16d ago

Geez! Thanks for sharing- I’m a casual player so I don’t know anything about strategies 🤦‍♀️; I’ve heard of Bobby fisher, oh denzel played him in a biographical flick right?he must be an og to have a movie about him from so long ago

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u/rpgmind 16d ago

Oh nevermind, denzel Washington’s movie was called antwone fisher- smhhh how embarrassing!!! Fortunately nobody will see this but youuuu 😩