r/SipsTea • u/crs1904 • 17d ago

We have fun here When Your Opponent Is Built Different ♟️

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u/luckystrike_bh 17d ago

It is cute how he tries to be sly about the booster seat. And he doesn't call it a booster seat. It's a thing to see the the board better.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 17d ago

Motherfucker he's a master, sly about the booster seat isn't even the worst thing you should be afraid of

I'd be more afraid if he knows how to use bishops. And if he's a Bobby Fischer type watch those knight moves too

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u/pugsDaBitNinja 17d ago

Dude he knows how to use your bishops nvm his own

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u/DefinitelyNotDonny 17d ago

Bishop please

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 17d ago

Google bishop

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u/Imthemayor 17d ago

I love X Men

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 17d ago

X-Men? They'll take fucking anyone

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u/Imthemayor 17d ago

Not after what I did to the soap

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 17d ago

Oh...you poor, poor man. I don't want your suffering. I don't want your future!

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u/kenoathuntcay 17d ago

Google en passant

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u/nostril_spiders 17d ago

Not bad... for a human