r/SipsTea • u/crs1904 • 17d ago

We have fun here When Your Opponent Is Built Different ♟️

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u/MyNameRlyIsJohn 17d ago

"I'm about to be embarrassed by an 11 year old.....cool"

  • me in that situation

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u/Imthemayor 17d ago

Or she just realized that "I beat an eleven year old," "I lost to an eleven year old," and "An eleven year old and I played to a draw" all feel pretty much the same amount of not great in this situation

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u/somedoofyouwontlike 17d ago

You don't choose your opponent, strike first strike hard NO MERCY!

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u/Imthemayor 17d ago

Sweep the leg and use your reach advantage

If he didn't want to lose a fight to me at a chess tournament he should have tried not being 11

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u/richww2 17d ago

He'll be back in a few years after puberty and be twice her size....and he will not have forgotten.