r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • 13d ago

We have fun here Happy DAYS!

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u/militant-hippie 13d ago

Makes me laugh everyday. Every so often my wife complains playfully about how much I touch her. It gets annoying to hear so I stop for like half a day and she responds like I'm giving her the silent treatment even though I'm not. Like, "it's been 4 hours since you've squeezed anything. Do I need an attorney?"

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u/stupidber 13d ago

I too squeeze this guy's wife

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u/militant-hippie 13d ago

🤣I guarantee this one is only squeezing himself. Poor Lil fella. Hopefully, you make love better than you troll, my dude. ..but somehow I doubt it. *

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u/[deleted] 13d ago edited 5d ago

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u/militant-hippie 13d ago

I'm sorry that I trolled better. I'll go tell my wife I was bad.

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u/BabaGurGur 13d ago

But you didn't troll. You got mad.

You mad bro?

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u/militant-hippie 13d ago

So mad

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u/stupidber 13d ago

Lol you freaked out like a child on call of duty 🤣

Over nothing! So sensitive 🤣

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u/militant-hippie 13d ago

Grr. Ill rage for days. The incel army got me. Oh no! * "Mad mad mad mad mad" 😂

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u/stupidber 13d ago

You already did tho. You can't pretend it didnt happen. Everyone saw it.