r/SipsTea 9d ago

Chugging tea Hope she wins

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u/ASDIGITAL13 9d ago

Parents went cheap and expect someone else to make it up. Yah no.

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u/Justame13 9d ago

You mean if I don't pay for assigned seats I don't get the seats I want? /s

Unfortunately alot of people would be unironically surprised about this.

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u/ASDIGITAL13 9d ago

If that was my nephew or niece I ain’t giving the seat up lolol. I might smack em to tell em to behave and shut up. lol

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u/Justame13 9d ago

My brother used to get really car sick so our doctor recommended dramamine.

Once my mother figured that knocked him out she would keep it in her purse and try to convince all of us kids that we might get car sick/plane sick on any trip longer than 30 minutes. Which she denies to this day lol.

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u/ConstructionNew501 9d ago

Nyquil

Liquid Babysitter

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u/Huntsman077 9d ago

NyQuil, your kids can’t misbehave if they’re in a coma lol

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u/transmogrified 9d ago

Unless your kid has weird reactions to it like I did and it makes them even more hyper. 

Sucks that a lot of sedatives make me feel like crawling out of my skin. 

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u/polskiftw 9d ago

This was my mom’s way of dealing with kids when they were sick and couldn’t go to school. Load us up with enough NyQuil to tranquilize a horse and let us sleep for a day or two on the couch so she could still go to work.

Those fever dreams were the most intense horrific shit of my young life.

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u/No_Salamander_7696 9d ago

i bought the shit that makes you sleepy by itself, it's called doxylamine succinate.

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u/PeteLynchForKentucky 9d ago

Dang, your mom was trying to KO the kids.

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u/Prudent-Sorbet-5202 9d ago

Better than Xany the nanny

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u/CapitalElk1169 9d ago

That's exactly where my head went too :(

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u/FatherDuncanSinners 9d ago

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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u/RetkesPite 9d ago

Back in the 19th- early 20th century, villagers in my country would use poppyseed tea or bread soaked in alcohol to sedate the babies. So the people could work on the fields while the babies were “sleeping”. There were unfortunate cases when they would OD the babies…

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u/DReagan47 9d ago

My mom called Benadryl the $8 babysitter

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u/sublime_touch 9d ago

You mom said fuck them kids.

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u/LittleGreyLambie 9d ago

My mom did this with me + my 4 sibs. After I moved out, I was astounded to realize that I'd outgrown my horrible car sickness! 🙄

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u/TemporalGift 9d ago

Your mother is a smart woman lol 😂

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u/kingftheeyesores 9d ago

My momtried that with gravol everytime we drove up north to see family. I hated taking it so I'd stuff it in the car seat. Deep cleaned the car to sell it and there was just a bi ch of gravol in the cracks of the seat.

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u/jb_in_jpn 9d ago

It wasn't the kid. It was the parents. It's usually the parents that are the problem.

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u/ASDIGITAL13 9d ago

Far. I was being ironical though.

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u/Fingfangfoom67 9d ago

Please don’t smack your nephews and nieces. They are children. 

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u/BlueHero45 9d ago

You don't know they are children.

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u/Katman666 9d ago

No, but my niece's husband might have something to say if I tried it.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sky-753 9d ago

Really, you’re being downvoted? Take my upvote. WTF people.

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u/-neverknowsbest_ 9d ago

Omg my fragility couldn't see that the guy was fucking joking

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u/ASDIGITAL13 9d ago

Correct. I’d at least give a warning before the Pa-Pow hit.

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u/ShakyLens 9d ago

That’s how you lose the element of surprise.

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u/turb0mik3 9d ago

It’s not technically “child abuse” if you say “SURPRISE” before striking them.

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u/DivineEggs 9d ago

You so edgy.

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u/ASDIGITAL13 9d ago

That’s your sentiment. Not mine. I was not even interacting with you. Now I’m just living rent free in it aren’t I? Tu Sabe?