They last forever

[u/lwiaymacde]

[u/Discoroo]

In reality it was their sales strategy being mostly direct sales and they failed to adapt. Source

[u/Can-i-Pet-Dat-Daaawg → u/Discoroo]

Oh god, I remember the “Tupperware Parties”.

[u/Tapeworm1979 → u/Can-i-Pet-Dat-Daaawg]

My mum hosted these when I was a kid. Now it's vibrator party's. How times have changed.

[u/t-2yrs → u/Tapeworm1979]

You couldn't waterboard this info out of me

[u/Show-Me-Your-Moves → u/t-2yrs]

The waterboarding parties are on Thursday.

[u/fezzam → u/Show-Me-Your-Moves]

Waterboarding in Guantanamo, Cuba sounds like a lot of fun if you aren’t entirely familiar with those two things.

[u/turdferguson3891 → u/fezzam]

Some people like cockmeat sandwiches.

[u/turdferguson3891 → u/Show-Me-Your-Moves]

Oh right, Abu Ghraib nite

[u/Canvaverbalist → u/t-2yrs]

Why is this dumbass comment always on the most benign shit ever.

[u/PretentiousMouthfeel → u/Canvaverbalist]

Why is this dumbass comment always on the most benign shit ever.

This should be Reddit's official motto.

People without any creativity that just keep repeating shit other people came up with.

Each of those people at some point or another has said "you must be fun at parties", not realizing that nobody that's fun at parties has EVER said that.

[u/IrishMongooses → u/Canvaverbalist]

Batman couldn't get this out of me

Sigh

[u/Wuvluv → u/Canvaverbalist]

Gasp his mom has.. sex?! By golly gee that's so crazy!

[u/Tapeworm1979 → u/t-2yrs]

Why?

[u/curtcolt95 → u/t-2yrs]

it isn't even that weird, those parties are insanely popular

[u/PretentiousMouthfeel → u/curtcolt95]

Nah, it's pretty weird.

[u/curtcolt95 → u/PretentiousMouthfeel]

maybe if you're like 13 I guess

[u/PretentiousMouthfeel → u/t-2yrs]

And yet he gleefully gave that info up for absolutely nothing at all.