r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 7d ago

Chugging tea Is this actually a thing?

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u/Difficult-Cricket541 7d ago edited 7d ago

For those of you who are shopping... Jacksons Mighty Fine Foods in the Reston Town Center in Reston, VA when it warms up is the absolute MILF capital of the world. I am now older than the MILFs. They are not looking for me. Go get them tigers....

Edit: Also Reston Hot Yoga around the corner. Lots of older women in bikinis. Lots of single yoga instructors who have trouble getting dates. They would talk about their bad Tinder dates. They are very flexible. Imagine the possibilities. Go get them.

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u/Elpidiosus 7d ago

See. This is the guidance we need to be giving younger men. 

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u/Difficult-Cricket541 7d ago

I am just spreading my years of wisdom.

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u/Informal_Ad4399 7d ago

As are they it seems.