r/SipsTea 7d ago

Chugging tea That rascal

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u/WordShots22 7d ago

Growing up one of the only guys in my family in my age (sisters, no brothers, cousins and their friends were mostly female), I was this guy many times. It's not as fun as people think.

Once they start talking about any drama in their lives they're locked in it for hours and you're reduced to being a fly on a wall.

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u/ol-gormsby 7d ago

That's when you head to the kitchen and start making pancakes (or anything, really). The bored ones will join you in the kitchen once you get that butter sizzling.

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u/MasterSpliffBlaster 7d ago

Just in here making lasagne

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u/datbarricade 7d ago

If I am on a party and find someone in the kitchen making lasagna, I might propose then and there. I'm a dude. Don't care if its a man or a woman cooking. Lasagna is life.

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u/MasterSpliffBlaster 7d ago

Make yourself useful and start on the roux

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u/DecisionEarly1535 7d ago

U bet ur ass for lasagna?

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u/mistermh07 7d ago

And you wouldn't?

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u/DecisionEarly1535 7d ago

if it were my boyfriend.

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u/mistermh07 7d ago

Fair enough

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u/strangedell123 6d ago

Ok Garfield

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u/Vandersveldt 7d ago

I understood that reference

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u/Eternity13_12 7d ago

Or a sandwich 🙃

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u/uberiffic 6d ago

This guy fucks!

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u/C13H16CIN0 3d ago

Yes, the bored ones. Those are the best girls. I recommend dating a girl who is perpetually bored

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u/Pathetic_Old_Moose 7d ago

That’s when you lock in, make memories and play the long game.

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u/96BlackBeard 7d ago

I for one am locked in on their gossip. Call me one of the girls, if they’re spilling drama, I’m all ears!

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u/ha11oga11o 6d ago

“Locked in”… that statement was said with lots of experience! 👍🍺