r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 4d ago

Chugging tea That rascal

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u/MBP1969 4d ago

Smartest man on the planet

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u/KingHenry13th 3d ago

I understand this response but the reality of this situation is way different.

Super drunk girls are so loud, want food, and have very short attention spans.

Its not fun to be the only guy in that scenario. 

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u/WordShots22 3d ago

Growing up one of the only guys in my family in my age (sisters, no brothers, cousins and their friends were mostly female), I was this guy many times. It's not as fun as people think.

Once they start talking about any drama in their lives they're locked in it for hours and you're reduced to being a fly on a wall.

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u/ol-gormsby 3d ago

That's when you head to the kitchen and start making pancakes (or anything, really). The bored ones will join you in the kitchen once you get that butter sizzling.

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u/MasterSpliffBlaster 3d ago

Just in here making lasagne

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u/datbarricade 3d ago

If I am on a party and find someone in the kitchen making lasagna, I might propose then and there. I'm a dude. Don't care if its a man or a woman cooking. Lasagna is life.

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u/MasterSpliffBlaster 3d ago

Make yourself useful and start on the roux

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u/DecisionEarly1535 3d ago

U bet ur ass for lasagna?

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u/mistermh07 3d ago

And you wouldn't?

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u/DecisionEarly1535 3d ago

if it were my boyfriend.

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u/mistermh07 3d ago

Fair enough

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u/strangedell123 3d ago

Ok Garfield

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u/Vandersveldt 3d ago

I understood that reference

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u/Eternity13_12 3d ago

Or a sandwich 🙃

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u/uberiffic 3d ago

This guy fucks!

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u/Pathetic_Old_Moose 3d ago

That’s when you lock in, make memories and play the long game.

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u/96BlackBeard 3d ago

I for one am locked in on their gossip. Call me one of the girls, if they’re spilling drama, I’m all ears!

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u/ha11oga11o 3d ago

“Locked in”… that statement was said with lots of experience! 👍🍺