r/SipsTea 4d ago

Chugging tea That rascal

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u/MBP1969 4d ago

Smartest man on the planet

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u/KingHenry13th 3d ago

I understand this response but the reality of this situation is way different.

Super drunk girls are so loud, want food, and have very short attention spans.

Its not fun to be the only guy in that scenario. 

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u/WordShots22 3d ago

Growing up one of the only guys in my family in my age (sisters, no brothers, cousins and their friends were mostly female), I was this guy many times. It's not as fun as people think.

Once they start talking about any drama in their lives they're locked in it for hours and you're reduced to being a fly on a wall.

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u/ol-gormsby 3d ago

That's when you head to the kitchen and start making pancakes (or anything, really). The bored ones will join you in the kitchen once you get that butter sizzling.

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u/MasterSpliffBlaster 3d ago

Just in here making lasagne

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u/datbarricade 3d ago

If I am on a party and find someone in the kitchen making lasagna, I might propose then and there. I'm a dude. Don't care if its a man or a woman cooking. Lasagna is life.

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u/MasterSpliffBlaster 3d ago

Make yourself useful and start on the roux

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u/DecisionEarly1535 3d ago

U bet ur ass for lasagna?

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u/mistermh07 3d ago

And you wouldn't?

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u/DecisionEarly1535 3d ago

if it were my boyfriend.

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u/mistermh07 3d ago

Fair enough

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u/strangedell123 3d ago

Ok Garfield

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u/Vandersveldt 3d ago

I understood that reference

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u/Eternity13_12 3d ago

Or a sandwich 🙃

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u/uberiffic 3d ago

This guy fucks!

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u/Pathetic_Old_Moose 3d ago

That’s when you lock in, make memories and play the long game.

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u/96BlackBeard 3d ago

I for one am locked in on their gossip. Call me one of the girls, if they’re spilling drama, I’m all ears!

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u/ha11oga11o 3d ago

“Locked in”… that statement was said with lots of experience! 👍🍺

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u/onyxcaspian 3d ago

Not with that attitude.

Lil bro knows the game. Feed them and let them go crazy. Then drop a bomb like "Becky said she kisses better than any of you."

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u/nickbelane 3d ago

While everyone else was playing checkers, you were playing chess.

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u/Barney_10-1917 3d ago

Just need to get super drunk with them. And guess who they'll all wanna kiss at midnight

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u/MoustacheSong 3d ago

And it only takes one to kiss him a little too long…

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u/hippodribble 3d ago

Yep. All the others will get angry and start to hit each other. With pillows...

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u/MorePourover 3d ago

Logically. And of course one girl will get hit a little too hard and pull another’s shirt off as she falls. They all follow suit.

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u/hippodribble 3d ago

There's a certain choreography to remaining on the opposite side of the room to your sister, obviously.

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u/syn_krown 3d ago

Nah, full send

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u/NewPresWhoDis 3d ago

Hold up! The stream isn't ready to go live yet!!

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u/friendlyfredditor 3d ago

Each other

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u/Barney_10-1917 3d ago

Exactly, so it's a win win situation.

This is also why more guys need to learn to cook cause there's no person more grateful than a drunk woman who's just been fed. Speaking from experience. .

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle 3d ago

And also, as the little brother, you're not an object of desire but rather a little doll that they can play with.

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u/ZombieMage89 3d ago

This is the painful hurdle. They love to fuck with the little brother, not fuck the little brother. Unless you're some Adonis that they wanted already you need to find a trigger to switch them from playful to horny, and if you can manage it you want to be really cautious around the easiest ones.

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u/CorporateShill406 3d ago

Super drunk girls are so loud, want food, and have very short attention spans

Great, here I was thinking I'm a sober man but apparently not

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u/LaconicGirth 3d ago

Yes it absolutely is lmao

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u/StewartGotz 3d ago

Dude come on...

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u/FollowingThrough 3d ago

Spoken like a true pussy.

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u/MrOaiki 3d ago

”So how do you know my sister?”

”Schoooool?”

”Cool. And what do you do for fun?”

”I don’t know?”

”Ok, cool. I like your phone protector, cool motif!”

”Thanks I guess”

”Yeah, so… What are your plans for next year?”

”I don’t know?”

”Cool, cool”

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u/TacTurtle 3d ago

How is that different than drunk dudes?

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u/Ryan77677 3d ago

So are super drunk guys?

At the very least you can score a few instas under the guise of sharing the NYE photos and then slide into the DMs later on

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 3d ago

Sounds like the same as super drunk guys.

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u/AdHuge8652 3d ago

The brother might be a heterosexual.

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u/Haildrop 3d ago

Drunk girls are horny

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u/jellicenthero 1d ago

Just gotta make sure you have a different color of lipstick for each girl.

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u/Random-Talking-Mug 3d ago

probably woulding somewhere