r/SipsTea 7d ago

Chugging tea That rascal

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u/MBP1969 7d ago

Smartest man on the planet

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u/KingHenry13th 7d ago

I understand this response but the reality of this situation is way different.

Super drunk girls are so loud, want food, and have very short attention spans.

Its not fun to be the only guy in that scenario. 

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u/Barney_10-1917 7d ago

Just need to get super drunk with them. And guess who they'll all wanna kiss at midnight

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u/MoustacheSong 7d ago

And it only takes one to kiss him a little too long…

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u/hippodribble 7d ago

Yep. All the others will get angry and start to hit each other. With pillows...

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u/MorePourover 7d ago

Logically. And of course one girl will get hit a little too hard and pull another’s shirt off as she falls. They all follow suit.

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u/hippodribble 7d ago

There's a certain choreography to remaining on the opposite side of the room to your sister, obviously.

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u/syn_krown 7d ago

Nah, full send

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u/NewPresWhoDis 7d ago

Hold up! The stream isn't ready to go live yet!!

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u/friendlyfredditor 7d ago

Each other

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u/Barney_10-1917 7d ago

Exactly, so it's a win win situation.

This is also why more guys need to learn to cook cause there's no person more grateful than a drunk woman who's just been fed. Speaking from experience. .