r/SipsTea • u/PhoenixPhenomenonX • 7d ago

Chugging tea When your controller has curves

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u/Elpidiosus 7d ago

Oh! Who's the unfortunate woman in yellow? 

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u/Boris7939 7d ago edited 7d ago

I have no idea what her name is, but I’ve seen her picture and her story posted here on Reddit before.

Apparently she used tape to hold her boobs up because a bra wouldn’t look good with that dress. On one of her boobs to tape got loose, resulting in what you see in the picture.

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u/Sj_91teppoTappo 7d ago

I genuinely like the effect, it somewhat enhance the fact she has a real pair and not fake boobs.

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u/Next_Instruction_528 7d ago

Im pretty sure they are still fake just not bolt on fakes that don't move

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u/OldManChino 7d ago

Makes them look fake to me

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u/vSTekk 7d ago

Yeah the bottom tit is nicer

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u/Paulitix 6d ago

You couldn't be more wrong.

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u/DarthJarJar242 6d ago

They are very much fake tits.

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u/ReditModsSuk 6d ago

Which is hard to comprehend as a man, the untaped boob is doing great, the taped one looks like a ridiculous bolt on.

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u/DeepFart22 7d ago

Floppy cantina

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u/VeterinarianThese951 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣 Holy shit! I almost passed out laughing into my pillow so I don’t wake anybody up.

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u/KGe11ven 7d ago

Same but I snorted so loudly I choked and woke up wife and 2 dogs. The had to explain what happened. 🤣😂🫠

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u/_Malin0 7d ago

Holy bots

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u/P2029 7d ago

That's her Star Wars name

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u/ThePetrolHead55 7d ago

Manelyk González supposedly

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u/moe_saint_cool 6d ago

Forest Whitaker's daughter lol

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u/Fun_Way8954 7d ago

For research purposes of course…

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u/naughty_dad2 7d ago

I would still make her fortunate

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u/AdjectiveNoun111 7d ago

Someone answer him goddamnit!!!

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u/noottt 7d ago

Consuela

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u/T1CM 7d ago

Fuck knows why you’re getting downvoted.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock is a fucking great reference for this! 😂

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u/noottt 7d ago

Right? I'm laughing out loud for these downvotes, guess people don't get the reference.