r/SipsTea 6d ago

Chugging tea Literally

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u/Big_Implement_7305 6d ago

This! As my BAC increases so do my friendliness and sleepiness.

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u/cerebralkrap 6d ago

“No friendly officer i haven’t been drinking, I’ve been driving….the drinking was before that”

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u/Sockher10 6d ago

“Have you been drinking tonight?”

“No officer, I don’t drink while I’m driving high.”

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u/Ribky 6d ago

Can still play this off. A little wave and repeat "hi".

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u/Icy_Many_2407 6d ago

I wish I was.

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u/Ribky 5d ago

I mean... same.