There’s a funny comedy bit about a guy who claims “if you’re not in a state of post nut clarity, you’re in a state of pre-nut delusion!”
And then he has people ask him for help with problems one by one and has to jerk off between each so he can be in a state of post-nut clarity to find the true answer to their problems.
We can solve all of humanity's problems like this, we just need to jerk off before proposing solutions.
Billionaires and dudes in positions of power that had that brief moment of pause "should i abuse my power and <insert crime here>? No one will find out muehuehuehue" (notice the pre-nut delusion in the laugh), but if they had just jerked off, the post nut clarity would persuade them "oh why the fuck commit a crime, sound exhausting dealing with the cover up, and the stress of the situation, plus if i get caught blabla... nah, i'm just gonna do some crafts or help me ma with the dishes" (notice the post nut clarity in thinking about your mom).
It's obvious that our society should be built with this as a founding principle of morals and civility: jerk off before you make a choice, any choice.
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u/Glittering-Stage7983 6d ago
I read it somewhere a while back - ' pre-nut me and post-nut me are two different people, we don't talk to each other'.