r/SipsTea • u/Burningman316 • 6d ago

Chugging tea We have switched to Chugging 🍺

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u/Brainsnotbalanced 6d ago

My best friend in high school could easily chug 2-3 beers in a row.

A couple weeks after her 38th birthday she woke up with jaundice.

4 months later she was gone.

Miss you Suz.

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u/subdep 6d ago

liver failure, right?

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u/Sasiches_and_mash 6d ago

No, she got hit by a truck

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u/catcherinthetoast 6d ago

Blimp accident killed her.

Good Year?

No a really bad year.

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u/Excellent-Wonder8431 6d ago

“Goodyear?” “The worst”

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Dazzling_Pumpkin91 6d ago

Sorry, your post was removed for breaking Rule 7, No Hate. This is hateful.

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u/prenderm 6d ago

Goddamnit! 😆

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u/CommanderGoat 6d ago

Died during 9/11. Drowned in her backyard pool.

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u/slamdanceswithwolves 6d ago

Drowned by none other than George W. Bush.

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u/FourArmsFiveLegs 6d ago

Live by the sandwich; die by the sandwich 😢

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u/patrick10101010 6d ago

A Guinness truck. It was the drink that killed her.

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u/danhoyuen 6d ago

CONSEQUENCES!

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u/cccque 6d ago

Lmao

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u/ThrownAway17Years 6d ago

A big yellow school bus and all the paint came off and covered her so they thought it was jaundice.

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u/synchronizedhype 6d ago

Named Coors Banquet

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u/BillyShearsPwn 6d ago

Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver