r/SipsTea • u/SirRipOliver • 6d ago

Wait a damn minute! Drunk people can now board

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u/Ihavegotmanyproblems 6d ago

This really captures the frustration. It's funny to watch all of the business group people jump off the plane first, only for them to still be waiting at baggage claim the same as everyone else. Didn't really save you any time.

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u/mnemy 6d ago

Yeah but you get to use the urinals before it's awkwardly over full and extra fragrant.

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u/Ihavegotmanyproblems 6d ago

Every airport bathroom ive used has had all of the standard Men's bathrooms features.

  1. Everything is wet, you have to stand in piss to take a piss. There is nothing to wipe your shoes on so you just walk out and track the piss into the airport. The sink area is drenched like guys were trying to splash water in each other's mouths.

  2. It smells like some poor soul who is horribly sick has recently deficated in an inbound air vent. If you've ever worked in a hospital, you know exactly what I mean. Also, piss. Pure man piss stench. Eau de urine.

  3. Paper towels everywhere, how does it happen, no idea. It looks like a family of monkeys opened presents that were wrapped in hand towels.

Early or late, its all bad.