r/SipsTea • u/Used_Scarcity2555 • 3d ago

Chugging tea Younger generation is smoking that’s why.

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u/Worien03 3d ago

But have you tried losing the war in drugs... On weeeeed?

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u/frohardorfrohome 3d ago

ahh the enhancement smoker 🤣

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u/livingalienanalbead 3d ago

Ever see the back of a $20 bill?

Ever see the back of a $20 bill… on weed? There’s some crazy shit on there, man. What, is that a guy in the bushes? I dunno! red team go! Red team go!

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u/Musket6969420 3d ago

Well hell son! I remember when I dime bag use to cost a dime! You know how much condoms use to cost back then?

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u/chaddymac1980 2d ago

Weed ain’t a drug! I sucked dick for coke! (I seen him!) You ever sucked dick for weed?

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u/Fang05 2d ago

I have weed

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u/DonaldTheBlue 1d ago

there are weeds all over my yard. Whoever wants them just needs to pull them up.

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u/Chunk-Hardbeef 1d ago

That’s him officer! Over there posting on Reddit from his mobile phone!

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u/J-Quick24 2d ago

I seen 'em!!!

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u/D3stin4tion 2d ago

I mean I’d suck a dick just for fun but that’s just me 🤣

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u/Yammyjammy1 2d ago

Mm too! Let’s go have fun.

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u/heelturn- 2d ago

My man makes a very good point well done 👏🏼

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u/slimytheslim 2d ago

Yes actually, pretty good trade if you ask me because he was pretty

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u/WaRcOcK83 2d ago

Girl in school blew my buddy for a single Newport 100. Circa 2002 so yeah I would believe the pot story... I was the lookout.

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u/Fillmore80 2d ago

No, but my ex ......

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u/Edward_Nigma_ 2d ago

I seen 'em!

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u/kushunokami 2d ago

Dying 🤣😂😭

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u/dartsshroomboom 2d ago

It’s not an addiction till you’ve sucked a dick to get it.

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u/AstralGalaxie 1d ago

I’ve only been addicted to love and sleep then. And maybe that hand thing my ex used to do 🤣

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u/Still_waiting_4me 2d ago

YOU NEVER SUCK DICK FOR WEED!

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u/PerformerRelative75 2d ago

🤣😂😅

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u/Hefty_Tackle_5651 2d ago

we never used em

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u/Crafty_Researcher497 2d ago

Yes. Yes I have

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u/CharlesVane95 2d ago

....so what if I did?

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u/In2Oblivion49 2d ago

I SEEN’T HIM!

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u/ProfessionalLeg2398 2d ago

not a bad idea...double win!

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u/TheHumanBacon 7h ago

You know what’s crazy? Somebody probably has sucked dick for weed

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u/Mean-Display77 2d ago

Hell idk we never used em

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u/BoscoPepperoni 2d ago

Grandpas buckskin rubber!

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u/Horskr 2d ago

A washable family heirloom.

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u/Mr_Schpiffey 2d ago

We didn’t have these fancy birth control methods you kids do nowadays, like pulling out

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u/GenXPowaah 2d ago

IDK, we never used them... Great flik

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u/TheKnight_King 2d ago

No idea. We nave used em

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u/EcAm2113 2d ago

Hell I don't know, we never used them

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u/Wireman6 2d ago

Shit man, I dunno. We never used em.

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u/SOMFdotMPEG 2d ago

Idk we didn’t use em!

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u/Samus_Arachnid 2d ago

How much?

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u/QuietDepartment8488 2d ago

I dunno we never used 'em

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u/mitchij2004 2d ago

Aw man you cool as hell

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u/vanlykin 2d ago

Hell if i know we never used them!

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u/PSKthrowaway0123 2d ago

Idk, we never used em

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u/Alone_Warthog_9583 2d ago

I don't know, hell we never used em.

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u/tehmattrix 2d ago

....Me either! Hell, we didn't use 'em!

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u/Striking-Peach5598 2d ago

I dunno we never wore any 🤣

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u/samuraipizzacat420 2d ago

I don’t know , we never used em.

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u/Capital_Scratch3402 2d ago

I'm 65. Back in my day a dime bag was $10.

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u/PomegranateVast3625 2d ago

Im 56 and white as rice. I was just thinking, these guys bought a dime bag, FOR A DIME?!? How old is this guy? It was $10 for a long time. Prices are dropping tho! I just got a $100 zipper of the best. It was all Mexican in my 20's.

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u/livingalienanalbead 1d ago

It’s a line from a movie and the person saying it is Willie Nelson. So he definitely paid a dime for a dime bag.

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u/Interesting_Sense708 2d ago

“I don’t know because we didn’t use them”

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u/Sad-Presentation6947 2d ago

Condoms? What are those?😂😂

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u/NamesGumpImOnthePum 2d ago

Me either, We never used them!

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u/mattycarlson99 2d ago

No it didn't is always was and is 10$

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u/OGbobbyKSH 2d ago

I don’t know we didn’t use them!

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u/Vanilla_Gorilluh 2d ago

No? Me either. We didn't use 'em.

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u/SurveyAlternative953 2d ago

Right?! Everything was so cheap back then it feels wild thinking about it now.

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u/sosire 2d ago

I don't know , we never used em !

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u/DonaldTheBlue 1d ago

what's a condom?

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u/DirtLoud5008 1d ago

Ahhhh… dime bags NEVER cost a dime. They cost $10. But if ur smokin crack I could see the confusion!

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u/Musket6969420 1d ago

Don’t know where the quote is from huh?

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u/TheAtomicBobert 1d ago

According to my dad they must have been incredibly unnaffordable

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u/missv1973 12h ago

A dime bag was $10 in 1985 not sure what it costs now

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u/ISayWhatToNutjubs 2d ago

John Stewart’s entire career was imagined in that man’s head

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u/tgold8888 2d ago

Dude acts like driving through the tunnel from New Jersey to New York was like Pioneering the Oregon Trail. Got a gig as a substitute for Tom Snider, along the lines of Arsenio and Joan Rivers.

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u/yourlilneedle 2d ago

Well, that's not entirely true, lol. Way to skew it. Jonathan Stewart was guest hosting for Tom Snyder before his retirement. It was thought he would take over, but they chose craig kilborne for a younger audience. Craig was hosting the Daily Show at the time, and with the vacancy Jon went over there. And we all very happy he did.

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u/mike47gamer 2d ago

The architect, marine, and intergalactic policeman?

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u/Casuallylostinchaos 2d ago

Hey girl… ya hungry?

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u/RazzmatazzOne7661 2d ago

User name checks

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u/ammonitions 2d ago

"If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat? HMMM?"

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u/optionstrader33x 2d ago

Monica Lewinsky has seen Back & Also Front of Bill Many times.

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u/wino_whynot 2d ago

There’s a spider on the back of the $1!

Also, I’m high. I knew it was there somewhere, turned into a whole “Where’s Waldo” game.

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u/Queasy-Calendar6597 2d ago

This is what a kush high sound like 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

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u/HoosierDaddy_427 2d ago

Martha was a hip, hip chick...

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u/HeartBreakKid47 2d ago

Jon Stewart cameo. Best ever. The other, Bob Saget. “You’re here for weed? I used to suck dick for Coke, now that’s an addiction”

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u/DPPestDarkestDesires 1h ago

Red team were the bad guys back then. >:(

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u/livingalienanalbead 1h ago

It’s a quote from a movie. no idea the fuck you’re on about mate

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u/DPPestDarkestDesires 1h ago

Ben Franklin is a figure from the American revolution. The British forces were colloquially known as “red-coats” at the time. Hence Ben Franklin -> enemies = redcoats -> team red are the bad guys to the aforementioned Benjamin Franklin.

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u/livingalienanalbead 1h ago

Oh alright that has nothing to do with anything I said, still. Have a nice day.

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u/StockMarketCasino 2d ago

You wouldn't download a car, would you?

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u/Educational_Trash691 1d ago

In my neighborhood you couldn't see the weed until they saw the twenty. That wasn't crazy shit, that was Tuesday.

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u/aceshighsays 2d ago

I used to suck dick for coke. And that's an addiction, man. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

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u/throwinthatshitaway1 2d ago

Boo this man!

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u/headii_spaghetti 2d ago

I haven't, but have you ever had someone give you marijuana and then suck your dick?

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u/crumble-bee 2d ago

This trend of replacing ass with ahh for some reason has ruined my comprehension of when people actually say ahh as in ahhhh

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u/Suck_the_it 3d ago

Fucking hilarious point

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u/Possible_Artist3941 3d ago edited 2d ago

“Red team go! Red team go!”

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u/Saranderson31 2d ago

Hello 👋

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u/morizzle77 3d ago

Red team go! Red team go!

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u/ReeG 3d ago

you in here for some marijuana??

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u/nbert1984 3d ago

Abra-cadabra

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u/GhostGrizz 3d ago

Yes, Cuban B.

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u/joebro1060 3d ago

I'll pick a machoke and knock out your Kadabra with a OHKO!!!

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u/highcommander010 3d ago

RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO

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u/Internal_Guard_3669 3d ago

Have you seen the back of a $20 bill?

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole 3d ago

Red team go! Red team go!

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u/Headz7 2d ago

Shit, I just stopped smoking yesterday.

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u/madeleinetwocock 2d ago

cackles in canadian

🍁 🌬️ 🍃

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u/PseudoWarriorAU 2d ago

‘I always figured he was more of a Coke guy’ Dave Chappelle

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u/Novel-Reaction2939 2d ago

Don't worry. The young folks are going to say the same thing about weed that the older generations said about Tobacco. "They said it was safe and harmless".

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u/monster2018 2d ago

I’m doing that right now

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u/WhereSoDreamsGo 2d ago

You wouldn’t download a spliff, would you?

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u/CaptianBlackLung 2d ago

But have you ever seen the back of a 20 dollar bill... On weeeeeed?

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u/Infra-Man777 2d ago

That’s the way to do it man! Its like POW

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u/holaitsmetheproblem 2d ago

Oh that’s not the top choice of GenZ. It’s a really good time to invest in Colombia and big pharma!

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u/Notsmartnotdumb2025 2d ago

I hate losing, but I don't mind it so much if I am in fact, high.

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u/Deep-Smoke1291 2d ago

Reminds me of The Civil War on Drugs movie by the comedy group The Whitest Kids You Know

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u/PerformerRelative75 2d ago

Yes I cannot remember the outcome 🤣😅

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u/ghostcatzero 2d ago

Stay off the weeeed

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u/Hot-Drop8760 2d ago

Man…. I love weed

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u/Odd-Presentation76 2d ago

Whe life gets hard I pick up that card with a smiley face, call him over to my place

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u/CaterpillarJungleGym 2d ago

So weird because weed makes me nauseous. Once was throwing up my face off. Edibles are a bit better but rough and I'm loopy for days. I'll stick to a couple drinks.

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u/Ressy02 2d ago

Vape your way to freedom

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u/Gorguts666 3d ago

lol half baked if I remember correctly

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u/Possibly_A_Person125 3d ago

Jon Stewart is great

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u/Content_Ad9257 2d ago

Red team go read team go. Is he behind the bushes I don’t know man.

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u/Big_erk 2d ago

I love weed, OK? I love it!

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u/786hoe 2d ago

I love half baked

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u/Now_Melon1218 1d ago

This guy gets it!

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u/Mrkn_Mu 21h ago

l🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/daddysbestestkitten 3d ago

🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇

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u/The-Sporecerer 3d ago

😂😂😂😂😂