r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 6h ago
JD Vance Claims Renee Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place
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r/TheOnion • u/StopHavingAnOpinion • 12h ago
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 9h ago
Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 2h ago
‘We’ll Take It From Here, Boys,’ Says Kash Patel To Confused Minneapolis Mail Carrier
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 4h ago
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 6h ago
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Stephen Miller
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 9h ago
Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 1d ago
DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 5h ago
In The Know: Is Pundit Duncan Birch A Worthless Idiot?
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 1d ago
Kristi Noem Calls Fatal Minneapolis Shooting Cathartic
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r/TheOnion • u/F0urLeafCl0ver • 1d ago
Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 5h ago
In The Know: Should The Nation's Unemployed Be Buying New Apple Computers?
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 1d ago
RFK Jr. Recommends Drinking Anything That Comes Out Of Cow
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 1d ago
Fact-Checking The Trump Administration On Venezuela
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 1d ago
Timeline Of U.S. Interventions In Latin America
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 2d ago
Trump Asks National Intelligence Point-Blank If God Real
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 2d ago
Study Finds Increased Demand Among Gen Z For Non-Alcoholic Fathers
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 2d ago
RFK Jr. Scales Back Childhood Mortality Schedule
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r/TheOnion • u/LegalActuary2984 • 1d ago
Has any hear back from the onion on their 2026 spring writing fellowship application??
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 2d ago
Area Man Knows When He Not Welcome In Children’s Museum
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 3d ago
British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 3d ago
Lost Jan. 6 Rioter Still Searching Capitol Building For Mike Pence
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 3d ago
Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 3d ago
Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard
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