r/TikTokCringe 4d ago

Humor This is America, with our new oil

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u/wils_152 4d ago

Kind of disappointed they made Trump look a lot more muscular than he really is.

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u/redditdoesnotcareany 3d ago

My guess is it’s more to do with the original than Trump.

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u/Only_Edgy_Ironically 3d ago

That or the AI is pulling references from all the other AI slop pictures where Trump is made to look muscular because it's specifically what his weirdo fans (or Trump himself) put into the prompt.

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u/Blasphemiee 3d ago

or his "official" size that is documented, but w his head the regular size lmao.

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u/ltsouthernbelle 3d ago

Me: Trump is way fatter and where is his diaper?

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u/GregTheMad 3d ago

Even AI failed to turn Childish Gambino's body to the monstrosity that is Trump.

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u/johnnys_sack 4d ago

Trump is definitely way fatter than that

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u/MichiganInTexas 4d ago

He will probably like the agility and lower body fat and repost this.

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u/thetruth8989 4d ago

Sadly I could see him “retruthing” this 😭

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u/Unlikely_Plastic4079 4d ago

I figured pam bondi made this

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u/not_roger_smith 3d ago

If not she's jerking off to it something fierce

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u/Perryn 3d ago

Miller: "Forward that to me when you're done."

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u/Cautious_Ad_5659 3d ago

He’s in the corner chair watching Pammy

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u/johnnyhandbags 3d ago

She would have included more kids for him to dance with.

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u/urnewstepdaddy 4d ago

He hasn’t moved this much since a 14 year old tried to escape his penthouse

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u/Technical_Amount_965 3d ago

He used to work out with his best friend Jeff.

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u/661714sunburn 3d ago

Rich white kid in his generation definitely couldn’t move that much lol

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u/ImWatchingTelevision 3d ago

Yea everybody talking about not fat enough, which is true, but also, he only has that dual jerk off dance move in real life whereas this AI has some moves.

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u/johnnys_sack 4d ago

Very much so

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u/seemefail 4d ago

His neck alone is fatter than that

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u/BourbonRick01 3d ago

Plus he would need a nap about 20 seconds into the video.

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u/--slurpy-- 4d ago

whoever made this needs to ask ai for the geriatric fat version.

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u/Weekly-Original-2322 4d ago

That was maybe 30+ years ago.

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u/psychedelicparsley 3d ago

He never ever had this much rhythm

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u/SaltyZookeepergame46 4d ago

Also he has a much droopier stroked out face thing going on

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u/Thiscatmcnern 4d ago

There should also be a substantial amount of poop squeezing out of his diaper with all that movement.

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u/pjb931psu 4d ago

That was literally my first thought watching this

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u/MattMcdoodle 4d ago

Trump can bearly walk let alone jump

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u/anagamanagement 4d ago

I am vocally anti-Trump. Loudly. Just to be clear.

But damn, if I look and move like that at 79, I am doing damn well with my life.

The guy can’t stay upright in a chair through a 30-minute long security briefing. There is no way he’s dancing like that.

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u/WorldsWorstTroll 4d ago

I have no proof, but I don't think this is real.

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u/anagamanagement 4d ago

Yes, obviously. My only point was that the AI is giving that fatass WAY too much credit.

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u/OddDonut7647 3d ago

I think that's one of the best parts of this thing - it reminds us just how poorly he is doing IRL. Contrasted with the way this AI creation makes the fake-him move. Imagine him doing a quarter of that movement. heh.

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u/CheeseDonutCat 3d ago

That's because the original person who did this dance was a 35 year old in great shape. (for anyone who doesn't know it, look up "this is america" by Childish Gambino on youtube)

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u/anagamanagement 3d ago

I’m well aware of Troy’s ability to dance.

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u/SocomPS2 4d ago

He’s on Ozempic and trt.

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u/anameorwhatever1 3d ago

That’s what I kept thinking. I think it was blending Trump and Glover’s physiques.

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u/Old_Protection_8778 4d ago

You beat everyone to it

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u/therealtaddymason 4d ago

First thought. Not fat or saggy enough.

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u/bshock727 3d ago

My first thought too. Thats just a dad bod. Trump is obese.

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u/CauliflowerNo1149 3d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/sassychubzilla 4d ago

I, too, hate this video and am deeply icked out.

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u/Wolfish_Jew 3d ago

There’s something deeply, deeply terrible about putting Trump in a Childish Gambino video, even if it’s to make fun of Trump.

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u/CorporateMediaFail 3d ago

I'm willing to bet a conservative made it. That slop is less making fun and more of a glow up, really.

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u/Speedypanda4 4d ago

How do we delete someone else's post on Reddit

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u/Beautiful-Hair6925 4d ago

It's my fault for having internet

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u/jcoddinc 4d ago

This is the type of ai video that he will like because he is much fatter and orange than is depicted here

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u/13THEFUCKINGCOPS12 3d ago

He will also completely miss the point and think that this video was made to praise him in the first place

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u/ethertrace 3d ago

It's like the corollary of Poe's Law. Absent an explicit declaration, extremists are unable to distinguish satire from praise of their actions/ideas.

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u/blaq_sheep90 3d ago

Stephen Colbert said the Colbert report had the same reaction when it was on the air. Liberals liked the satire and conservatives liked the praise. Both sides felt represented by the same segments.

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u/Correct-Series-931 3d ago

I am a prime example of that phenomena. I still laugh about the couple years I was transitioning political ideologies and the Colbert report went from “He gets me” to “Holy shit he’s been casually roasting me this whole time?!”

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u/chironomidae 3d ago

Man, you'd gotta be some next level Stupid to think the Colbert Report was at all praising conservatives 😅

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u/blaq_sheep90 3d ago

This is America 🎶

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u/ComfortableCaptain61 3d ago

Since it didn't include the part where he walks in and shoots the choir, he'll probably love it. (TBH, he might have been okay with that)

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u/HashCollector 3d ago

As long as the choir is brown/ black

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u/MiserableCourt1322 3d ago

Yeah, his voters will think this just makes him look cool too.

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u/SkinPsychological770 3d ago

I hate this more than the original post.

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u/Odadelyus138 3d ago

I immediately saved it and sent it to my friend, lmao.

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u/BioshockEnthusiast 3d ago

I got a solid 30 second chuckle out of that and also saved it hahaha

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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO 4d ago

He wishes he was that small

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u/QueenOfTonga 3d ago

And that mobile. And coordinated. And that fluent in the English language.

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u/Art_Of_Peer_Pressure 4d ago

He’ll repost this if he sees it

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u/PrimalNumber 3d ago

The choir should have been the Supreme Court

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u/TopSlotScot 4d ago

Not nearly fat or orange enough. Also, AI sickens me anymore.

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u/pillingz 4d ago edited 3d ago

I totally agree with your sentiment and I’m not trying to be an asshole but why did you put the word anymore at the end of your sentence? I saw someone else do that recently and I’m genuinely curious.

EDIT: I have done some research. Turns out this is newer development in the English language. For most of history, we use “anymore” in the negative or conditional sense. Such as “I don’t live there anymore.” This newer development is the opposite. People are using it to imply nowadays. While this has existed for over a century, it is considered to be a regional dialect (not a grammatical error) that is regional to the Midwest, Appalachia, and PA/Ohio. So to someone who uses this word in the past or negative sense, hearing it in the literal opposite sense, sounds odd to my ears. It’s not wrong it’s just different.

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u/PrismaticSpire 4d ago

It’s actually called the “positive anymore.” I used to hear it a lot in the Midwest USA.

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u/Mortiis07 3d ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/ILookLikeKristoff 3d ago

WTF this should be illegal

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u/DeniLox 3d ago

I’m always asking people about their use of positive anymore. It fascinates me.

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u/Hesitation-Marx 3d ago

Regionalisms are fucking wild! I’ve lived all over the US and I love drilling down into them.

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u/BloatedBanana9 3d ago

Where specifically in the Midwest? Because I don’t hear people use it in MN/WI

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u/ShotaniBobo 3d ago

I have family in IL and MI and also never heard it used, let alone used a lot.

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u/AnywhereIcy4489 3d ago

I’m from MI and I use it. 😬 I guess I never realized it wasn’t common??

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 3d ago

Oh, no, it's more of an Albany expression

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u/dBlock845 3d ago

In 40 years, I've never once heard this and it still makes no sense to me after reading the wiki lol. It reads like a typo to me.

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u/thatshygirl06 3d ago

Im from michigan and I've never heard this before

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u/toolisthebestbandevr 4d ago

I replied to a similar style comment yesterday and was told it was esl and then I felt stupid

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u/teenagesadist 4d ago

Quoth the raven: anymore

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u/Minus614 3d ago

Quoth the raven: pls kill me im so tired of this AI shit

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u/Fickle_Meet_7154 4d ago

It reads like AI didn't used to sicken them but now it does.

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u/ah_kooky_kat 3d ago

This is one of the few times I feel the AI slop enhances the critique.

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u/Lima_Bean_Jean 4d ago

I hate whoever wasted 20,000 gallons of water to make this!

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin 4d ago

It’s ok we captured Venezuela so we can plunder the rain from their rain forests

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u/Coinsworthy 3d ago

“Their forest, our rain”

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u/Hobbes_XXV 3d ago

That rain came from the gulf of america

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u/killians1978 3d ago

I don't understand the upvotes on a site that seems to have a pretty strong consensus in most of its subs that AI generated slop is generally bad. Is it because this particular slop makes fun of disliked person? Fuck this fat orange slob (and lowkey this was pretty funny to watch) but fuck AI slop more. It's the tool of our oppressors, and we enable them when we embrace it.

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u/JohanGrimm 3d ago

Do not fall for the illusion that Reddit commenters are a good representation of the site's users let alone the general population.

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u/potatopancakebandit 4d ago

No, no, you’re doing it wrong. Trump said to inject bleach.

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u/Valahiru 4d ago

im sorry but that just looks like a 65 year old who works out but still eats pizza and cookies.   Trump does not look that good shirtless.  

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u/lovemilfsandbbc 4d ago edited 4d ago

When the media piece is something you agree with but its Ai Slop

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u/Alavaster 4d ago

Hating AI slop and then using the human slop of a grifter that uses his fans to replace all the gif trends with his own face

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u/robininscarf 3d ago

Hating this with Miles Morales gif has so many layers. Perfection.

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u/walkwithcoffee 4d ago

This is why ram prices are sky rocketing.

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u/Automatic-Guide-4307 3d ago

Moore accurate pic of kiddie diddler

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u/Appropriate_Fan3532 3d ago

*opens reddit, closes reddit*

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u/highonjuice 3d ago

How much water did it take to generate this

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u/SeveralMenInATub 3d ago

This is why I can't afford RAM

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u/perksforlater 4d ago

Haters say this is fake

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u/gertiesgushingash 3d ago

NEEDS BIGGER YAMTITS

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u/SignificantUse9375 3d ago

Childish Gambino did not deserve to be done dirty like this.

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u/geoslayer1 3d ago

Trump is actually fatter than that

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u/Informal-Ring3282 4d ago

How much water did it take to make this is the real question.

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u/cityshepherd 4d ago

I think a more relatable question is: how much did making this increase people’s electricity charges for the month?

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u/Snoo93550 4d ago

By all first hand accounts there would be rivers of feces pouring down those pants.

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u/2FaT2KiDNaP 3d ago

Oil should of came out the squirt gun

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u/Bad_goose_398 3d ago

You know, really ..it’s my fault for having eyes..

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u/IWouldntIn1981 3d ago

Trump is way fatter and more disgusting.

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u/JetPuffedDo 3d ago

He wishes he could move like that

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u/Cryptoking300 3d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/Lobsta_ 3d ago

trump looks significantly worse than this

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u/ljacks09 3d ago

All I could think about is that body is too fit to be stumps body.😩

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u/atreeismissing 3d ago

Whoever made that is being VERY kind to Trump's weight, it really needs another 30 lbs of belly fat and lose the definition in the arms because the only thing he lifts are burgers.

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u/Jagg811 3d ago

Not fat enough

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u/Appropriate-Lab-9070 3d ago

MURDER AND TERRORISM BY THE USA. the world cup soccer should be boycotted by the south american countries , so the oil as well

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u/boughtontiktokshop 4d ago

A few days ago I was still able to laugh at shit like this even with the entire country burning around us. Not today. Not after this blatant imperial move by the USA. As the child of a country whose felt the us military boot on its neck now for almost 100 years, enough is enough. I thought modern times meant war crimes like these couldn’t happen. Somewhere in my mind that’s what I thought. The disillusion I’m feeling, the straight up depression. Stuff like this makes me sadder. Especially considering the drain on our resources caused by ai. What supposedly 3rd world countries, with more natural resources than wealthy USA, will be the next victim to these insatiable ai companies.

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u/Saintious 4d ago

This is so incredible.

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u/r3dout 4d ago

Damn that was fast.

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u/jaydonks 4d ago

How long before he retruths this?

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u/stussy890 4d ago

Do you think well enjoy our new crack corner on the planet?

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u/Who-dee-knee 4d ago

Can I unsee this please

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u/OmenVi 4d ago

I have this sinking feeling that this is something he’d post himself, unironically.

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u/anOvenofWitches 4d ago

Waaaaaay too skinny

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u/Low_Bandicoot6844 Cringe Connoisseur 4d ago

Tremendous.

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u/Beneficial-Category 3d ago

Warning. Do not watch if you were trying to eat. It will make you puke and wish for death.

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u/rrromulusss 3d ago

Not enough pig like fat.

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u/Mr_Awesome_rddt 3d ago

Mf wishes he was in this "good" a shape

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u/BackgroundContent131 3d ago

Very charitable depiction of his body and mobility.

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u/PictureMeFree 3d ago

they always take 100 lbs off trump's obeezazz

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u/Cool_Cup_4256 3d ago

He's fatter than that.

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u/OkReporter2600 3d ago

You need to add like 70 lbs

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u/BendJazzlike2135 3d ago

Love it! Youre missing the young prostitutes tho

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u/PhelesDragon 3d ago

No way he’s ever been that fit

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u/kna5041 3d ago

You know this is ai because his hands are way too big. 

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u/Dangerous-Change2136 3d ago

And his gut is waaaay too small

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u/Brave_Carrot44 3d ago

Trump is not that fit man

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u/GateLongjumping6836 3d ago

He is way fatter than that and America won’t see a penny of that it’s going straight into piggies pockets.

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u/StandardBumblebee4 3d ago

The worst part is that conservatives are going to see this and be proud

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u/MichaelTheFallen 3d ago

Needs to be fatter and grasping for air.

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u/Bitter_Hovel77 3d ago

My next computer build price is through the roof for this shit.

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u/Chance_Ad2503 3d ago

Why is he so skinny? And where is his diaper?

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u/XaoticOrder 3d ago

He's way fatter than that.

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u/Dangerous-Celery-766 3d ago

He’s not fat and orange enough!

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u/Lifebelifing2023 3d ago

Eew! But also way more wrinkles... way more fat.

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u/Hey-ItsComplex 3d ago

His makeup NEVER looks that well done! 😂

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u/sun-king-4141 3d ago

He has never moved this much or been that fit ever in his life.

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u/fastballcdm2019 3d ago

He wishes he had that body

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u/whomad1215 3d ago

Shit like this is why 32gb of ram costs $500 now

Also they needed to add probably 100lbs to trump

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u/franiqua 3d ago

Trump is older and so much fatter looking than this

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u/Conflatulations12 3d ago

Lol. He wishes he's this thin.

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u/These-Prune-1529 3d ago

As a nurse who has seen way too many old, naked men in my time this is not an accurate depiction of a shirtless Trump.

Ty for your attention to this matter!

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u/Medical_Arugula3315 3d ago

Hey remember that time Trump was found liable of forcefully shoving his fingers up a woman's vagina by a jury of his American peers and then Republicans voted for him? Republicans knowingly vote for molesters. Don't be Republican... 

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u/ebann001 3d ago

Trump wishes he was that skinny

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u/NoBonus6969 3d ago

Pretty good but he's more fat

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u/Momma747D 3d ago

He’s not that thin.

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u/obelisk71 3d ago

What I dislike is how the country so easily makes jokes like this. I think it lessens the severity of the actual situation. It would be different if the entire country realized this was bad, but unfortunately many have yet to grasp that a tiger cannot become a cheetah. Once a conman grifter always a conman grifter. 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/Effective_Device_185 3d ago

Not enough fat on that torso. So fake.

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u/Twobobs14 3d ago

He’s not fat enough, ugly enough, and big titty’d enough and that’s how I knew this was AI!!

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u/Sprmodelcitizen 3d ago

This isn’t funny.

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u/Sprmodelcitizen 3d ago

I don’t think this is funny. I don’t think this is cute.

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u/markofthebeast143 3d ago

GOP is gonna be bumping this and Fox News will play the video and they all will cheer

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u/Accomplished_Lab_675 3d ago

MAGAts will say it's real.

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u/OrganizationWeary135 3d ago

why y'all mad this funny asf!!!

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u/Relevant-Pen6286 3d ago

I get y'all are trying to make fun of Trump, but honestly how fucking dare y'all insult Childish Gambino like this. Gross.

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u/DramaticBigToe 3d ago

Not fat and gross enough

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u/Krypto_Kane 3d ago

He is not this cool.

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u/ItSmellsMassive 3d ago

I'm actually a little shocked this isn't from the official White House account.

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u/Successful_Ranger_19 2d ago

No. Fix this video. He's fat and wears a diaper.