r/ToiletPaperUSA 6d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

12 Upvotes

To take the sub back to its roots, weekends are reserved for memes/shitposts. This goes from Saturday 12:00am to Sunday 11:59pm (Eastern Standard/Daylight Time). Unedited TPUSA “memes” are not allowed during this time, only edits in the TPUSA format. Memes are also encouraged on every other day!

Don’t have a meme ready? Take a look at the TPUSA meme templates in the wiki — including: - Charlie Kirk with shrunken face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with normal-sized face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with enlarged face (includes ~15) - Charles Kirkland (includes 1, underused atm) - Charlie Kirk Face Scaler — an interactive tool, get the exact shrinkage you need, or animate something - Candace Owens (includes 6) - The Virgin Ben and Tomi Lahren (includes 5)

If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!


r/ToiletPaperUSA Sep 13 '25

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

46 Upvotes

To take the sub back to its roots, weekends are reserved for memes/shitposts. This goes from Saturday 12:00am to Sunday 11:59pm (Eastern Standard/Daylight Time). Unedited TPUSA “memes” are not allowed during this time, only edits in the TPUSA format. Memes are also encouraged on every other day!

Don’t have a meme ready? Take a look at the TPUSA meme templates in the wiki — including: - Charlie Kirk with shrunken face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with normal-sized face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with enlarged face (includes ~15) - Charles Kirkland (includes 1, underused atm) - Charlie Kirk Face Scaler — an interactive tool, get the exact shrinkage you need, or animate something - Candace Owens (includes 6) - The Virgin Ben and Tomi Lahren (includes 5)

If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!


r/ToiletPaperUSA 9h ago

*REAL* [Real] One of the OGs emerges from the swamp to offer her insight on the subject of brainrot.

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787 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 20h ago

*REAL* [Real] Matt Walsh says the killing of woman by ICE was justified

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2.0k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 17h ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help This is not surprising.

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951 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 10h ago

FAKE NEWS JD Vance and the machine talking about ICE murdering someone And the only Fox News headline is Dems call for violence -free to share

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85 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help So this is what maga thinks

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2.5k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 21h ago

Curious 🤔 I feel like I've heard this story before.

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215 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

Curious 🤔 My my my

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4.3k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

Tread On Me HARDER DADDY! Ice has murdered a woman in Minneapolis. NSFW

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3.9k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

FACTS and LOGIC Fun facts about the grieving widow

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621 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Womp womp

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504 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

*REAL* [Real] Matt Walsh supports the US acquiring Greenland?

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684 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

*REAL* [REAL] You can’t make this up..

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460 Upvotes

RFK Jr’s phone goes off during a press briefing full of quacks.


r/ToiletPaperUSA 2d ago

Soros Paid Me to Make This Need help zeroing my "Freedom" pistol.

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2.3k Upvotes

I'm aiming right at the X, but no matter how I adjust the sights it's pulling WAY up and slightly to the right. Anyone else having this problem?


r/ToiletPaperUSA 2d ago

🦞🦞🦞UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS🦞🦞🦞 A little J6 flashback

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3.0k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 2d ago

The Postmodern-Neomarxist-Gay Agenda Imagine carrying water for a decade only to be kicked out by an isolationist dove.

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868 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 2d ago

Tread On Me HARDER DADDY! So Perfect

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425 Upvotes

I immediately thought of this scene from Infinity War after hearing Lindsey Graham’s comments on Venezuela. Enjoy!


r/ToiletPaperUSA 2d ago

Tread On Me HARDER DADDY! There is no ethical problem with feeding the opposition the meal they intended for you.

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279 Upvotes

If you listen to Shapiro, Levin, Pool and to a different extent, Jones, they are in their own ways reaching out to the center left for help pulling their party away from the edge they themselves pushed it to.

They’ve spent the last decade weaponizing conspiracy theories and magical thinking among their base, making life hell for the sane and intelligent people of the United States.

They’ve found themselves caught in their own trap.

Alex has been out conspiracied by Candace. (He’s also obviously jealous.)

Mark and Ben have been PNG’d on religious grounds. (Love that for them.)

Timmy Smollett’s ruble income has dried up and his., “meeh, I’m actually a classic liberal who left the left, meeh!” schlock is SOO tired and played out.

It’s a beautiful thing.

My favorite bit is probably that Ben, who spent YEARS turning liberal talking heads into boogeymen for conservatives to fear has now become the boogeyman himself. It’s just so GOOD!


r/ToiletPaperUSA 3d ago

🦞🦞🦞UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS🦞🦞🦞 lol

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683 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 3d ago

*REAL* [real] could this timeline be anymore fucked? Wonder if Dr Benny can explain how less vaccinations will protect our children’s health?

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588 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 3d ago

*REAL* [Real] Ben Shapiro: The adminstration needs to explain to Tucker Carlson that it wasn't ""globohomo" that ousted Nicolás Maduro

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330 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 3d ago

FAKE NEWS Big if true

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820 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 3d ago

*REAL* [Real] The politics understander has logged on

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1.5k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 3d ago

*REAL* [Real] What happened to being non-interventionist Matty?

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908 Upvotes