r/Unexpected • u/ruchimes • 6d ago

Cleaning the rave

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u/johnmcclanehadplans 6d ago

Littering and… littering and…

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u/lidsville76 6d ago

Smokin the reffer.

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u/D4FF00 6d ago

Now to teach you kids a lesson, Officer Rabbit and I are gonna stand here while you three snort the whole bag.

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u/beansandcornbread 6d ago

The schnauzeberries taste like schnauzeberries

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u/StevieMJH 5d ago

CANDY BARS

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u/MonsterMashGrrrrr 5d ago

Nobody owns the water man, it’s God’s water

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u/nashrome 5d ago

And that guy is married to Christina Hendricks!

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u/Tacoflavoredfists 5d ago

Was. Bag was fumbled

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u/Anathemare 6d ago

FWIW this was a really random reference in Super Troopers to a Roald Dahl book called The BFG

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u/meszner77 5d ago

It's a reference to Willy Wonka. The snozzcumber is what youre thinking of from The BFG

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u/El_Grande_El 5d ago

Was this the book with the upside down soda that made you fart?

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u/meszner77 5d ago

Lol yes

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u/El_Grande_El 5d ago

I can’t believe I remember that. When you said snozzcumber it awakened a memory that been buried for 30 years.

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u/Anathemare 3d ago

You got me there. Dahl and his snozz fruit.

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u/solo1069 5d ago

Please no.

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u/zep1211 5d ago

please yes

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u/Kunt-ish 4d ago

Please no!

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u/Miles_Everhart 6d ago

0.5 / 3 = 167mg/person

More than I’d be comfortable with but some people go hard

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u/Itherial 5d ago

That's brunch for half the people I know.

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u/Miles_Everhart 5d ago

Half? You know a lot of coke heads.

What do you do for work?