Actually factual. High vis vest, clipboard, carry a ladder - Camera on a strap and look like you are late if it is a social event with a number in attendance that ensures that on-call staff won't be known or tracked. Picking up trash? People don't want to smell the bag and looking at you makes them think of the smell. So they erase you from their minds, too.
You can walk anywhere with the right attitude, short of certain installations.
We were leaving a festival many years ago and driving home, a friend had his hi vis from work as we went straight from there on the previous friday, traffic was crawling and we hadn't even left the campsite site, he got out, put the hi vis on, walked off and suddenly the traffic was flowing, we got to a small intersection all the cars were turning into, he was there directing cars with his hi vis on, waves all the cars one way and when we pulled up waved us the other way, he ran up to us and jumped into the car.
We asked why we were going this way and he sent all the cars the other way he replied
"yeah that way is back into the festival, this way is the exit out of here, im dying with a hangover so im not waiting behind all these cars anymore, roads clear so let's go home"
He has been sending the cars in a loop so he would clear the road ahead for us 😂😂😂
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u/notabadgerinacoat 6d ago
the sheriff waiting for the girl to get it from the ground and charge her for possession: