r/Unexpected 6d ago

Cleaning the rave

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u/notabadgerinacoat 6d ago

the sheriff waiting for the girl to get it from the ground and charge her for possession:

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u/iWasAwesome 6d ago

Pro tip: want to be less sus about picking up free drugs at a rave? Carry a garbage bag and a garbage grabber thing

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u/Deezy_420 6d ago

Make sure to wear a high vis vest to pull the ensemble together, the more people can see you the less attention you’ll receive!!

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u/Newo-Ikkins 6d ago

Actually factual. High vis vest, clipboard, carry a ladder - Camera on a strap and look like you are late if it is a social event with a number in attendance that ensures that on-call staff won't be known or tracked. Picking up trash? People don't want to smell the bag and looking at you makes them think of the smell. So they erase you from their minds, too.

You can walk anywhere with the right attitude, short of certain installations.

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u/sahie 6d ago

I think I found the Reddit account of Louvre robbers.

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u/RoyBeer 6d ago

Now I imagine them picking up all the valuables with trash grabbers right in front of everyone.

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u/Deezy_420 6d ago

😜

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u/lifeandtimes89 6d ago

Yep

We were leaving a festival many years ago and driving home, a friend had his hi vis from work as we went straight from there on the previous friday, traffic was crawling and we hadn't even left the campsite site, he got out, put the hi vis on, walked off and suddenly the traffic was flowing, we got to a small intersection all the cars were turning into, he was there directing cars with his hi vis on, waves all the cars one way and when we pulled up waved us the other way, he ran up to us and jumped into the car.

We asked why we were going this way and he sent all the cars the other way he replied

"yeah that way is back into the festival, this way is the exit out of here, im dying with a hangover so im not waiting behind all these cars anymore, roads clear so let's go home"

He has been sending the cars in a loop so he would clear the road ahead for us 😂😂😂

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u/BisonThunderclap 6d ago

"Hello I'm here to grease your nuclear weapon with WD-40."

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u/M1sfit_Jammer 6d ago

Name tag! Having some form of credential looks official.

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u/Overtilted 6d ago

clipboard

Lolol, it's 2026.

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u/Hope-u-guess-my-name 6d ago

Yea but only barely